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10 Confessions Of A Montreal Serial Dater

I'm spilling the beans.
10 Confessions Of A Montreal Serial Dater

I've been single for a full year now so I can finally call myself a serial dater. I have never really been single before, so all these dating adventures I've been engaging in recently are very new and exciting to me. Meeting people, hearing different opinions and interacting with all kinds of Montreal personalities is really entertaining.

I also happen to know a bunch of girls who are turning their dating habits into a competitive sport... So let's just say I'm quite comfortable with this topic after having countless heated dating discussions with my girls over wine. Without further ado, I present to you 10 confessions of every notorious Montreal serial dater.

1. We love the game

We love to mind fuck our victims, it's so much fun, we just can't resist the temptation. We know that, technically, it makes us shitty people, but we just can't help ourselves.

2. Sometimes, we're only there for food

Yes, we're guilty of accepting certain date offers even though we're not genuinely interested in the other person. Because... wine and tartare...

3. We want you to fall for us

We want to get inside your head and be your ultimate object of desire. Why? Because it feels lovely.

4. We're afraid of what people might think of us

Constantly being seen with different dates in public is not something we're very comfortable with. We want people to know that we don't actually hook up with (most of) these guys. LOL

5. We want to find "the one"

Deep down, we actually want to meet "the one" and settle down. We often think that we might never find that one special person and it scares the shit out of us.

6. We believe in fairy tales

We want to find our prince charming who will sweep us off our feet and make us believe in love all over again.

7. We love attention

We love attention, why else would we be going on all these dates? We're trying to fill the void inside us with temporary ego boosts. It kind of works in the short run, not gonna lie.

8. We love the thought of casual sex

Casual sex never really works in most cases, because catching feelings is something we're really good at. But the thought of being a fearless alpha-female is great.

9. We think that men are, generally, horrible

Out of ten dates, how many decent guys do you think we meet on average? Zero. How can we keep a positive attitude when the stats are this bad?

10. We're actually over dating

At the end of the day, we don't want to date around anymore. Winter is coming, we want to just chill in our bed with someone who's good at cuddling all day, every day.

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