Breakups are never easy. Recovering from a breakup is even harder. You'll be surprised with some mad shit girls do to forget their exes. You know how guys like to say that their ex was crazy? Well, the truth is, all girls are crazy. There isn't one normal girl out there. Not even one. Even if she seems calm and reasonable, she's probably just not too comfortable around you yet. Basically, any girl in the world is a crazy ex-girlfriend at some point in her life. So here are ten insane things girls do after a breakup.
1. Block our ex on social media, but still stalk him
We block our ex on every possible social media because we want to prove to him how much we don't give a fvck. But we're still kind of obsessed with him, so we're on his page every day like, "He just updated his profile photo to pick up bitches, what an asshole."
2. Eat unreasonable amounts of junk food
We feel really shitty on the inside, so we stuff delicious and beautiful things into our mouths hoping that it would fix us. Cupcakes, poutine, potato chips and ice cream make us feel loved. We hate ourselves afterwards though. Ugh...
3. Get drunk
Duh! Not just drunk - we get REALLY drunk. Total blackout mode.
4. Hook up with dudes we're not even into
We want to feel desirable and boost our own confidence, so we hook up with random dudes. In some cases, we don't even like them... we just like the attention.
5. Get into a rebound relationship
We want to jump right back into that comfort zone we've gotten used to. The first guy who seems more or less decent is our victim and we're sorry because we know it won't work out.
6. Stop shaving
So bad, yet so good. This is actually a huge relief. #tmi
7. Harass our plan B guy
That one guy who we always come back to after a break up will feel a little overwhelmed with our attention. We'll bombard him with text messages, like "Hey, what's up? Been a while! I miss you."
8. Stalk the shit out of his new girlfriend
That moment when we find out that he found someone new... WTF? How dare he move on? After a minor nervous breakdown, we conduct a full background check of the new chick on Facebook and Instagram. If her profile is private, we ask our girlfriends to add her. We also ask our friends things like, "Do you think she's hotter than me?" and the answer is always, "You're SO much hotter than her."
9. Cut our hair
We do weird things with our hair after a breakup. It's like a "new life, new me" type of thing. We cut our bangs, dye our hair a different color and immediately regret our decision and hate the new look. Oh well, it's just hair, it will grow back, right? Right???
10. Tell everyone how our ex was a loser
Not only our ex was a major loser, he also sucked in bed, apparently. We literally don't know why we've dated him for so long but we're also still in love with him though.
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Joe Taylor, 42, told MTL Blog he started his side-hustle, Deadly Soaps, a few months ago. He uses a 3D printer to print his moulds, as well as ingredients like non-detergent vegetable glycerin, natural essence oils and activated charcoal.
The ballsacks, however, are a new product offering.
"I like to work at home in my underwear. So making soap seemed like a good idea," he said. "I think due to the humoristic nature of them they've become quite popular."
In just one day of selling 'Sac Soap' on Facebook, he said he's made $400. The regular size costs $8 and the large size costs $12 so, according to math, he's already sold between 33 and 50.
Montreal is known to be a romantic city, but that doesn't mean that heartbreak in the 514 is impossible. We've all gone through breakups. Some of us have done the dumping while others have been dumped, and we almost always remember which place in Montreal it happened at.
Relationships are hard, and sometimes they sadly come to an end. The only problem is finding a spot symbolic enough to terminate the love affair.
Our city is filled with spots where you can propose, enjoy a romantic evening and of course, where you can break up with someone.
From the steps of a church to carb-filled restaurants, our city is stocked with ideal places to end your relationship.
Why This Makes A Perfect Breakup Spot: Once you say your final words, your ex is going to have to walk down a very, very long flight of stairs which will give them time to think about all the things they did wrong in the relationship.
Why This Makes A Perfect Breakup Spot: If you're so fed up that you're at the point where you hate them and want to expose them to a crowd of people, this is the spot for you.
Right Outside Their Apartment Door
Why This Makes A Perfect Breakup Spot: For those of you who still have a bit of sympathy, just rip the bandaid off in front of their apartment, it'll make things easier on the other person. Let them slowly creep back into their unit before the tears make an appearance.
Address: 138, ave. Atwater, Montreal, QC
Why This Makes A Perfect Breakup Spot: This will give you the chance to get them to buy you groceries and flowers — before you say goodbye forever!
Montreal is sure known for their insane desserts like their fried Oreos, but nothing truly compare to this Candy Land milkshake! Not only is it making your mouth water, but it is also making all your childhood dreams come true.
I remember Candy Land as a kid and thinking about well crazy candy obviously, but I never thought in my wildest dreams that something even remotely close to what I had imagined would come true! However, now it has and it is available right her in MTL!
You can get these insane milkshakes at Notre Burger Gourmet located on 5460 Chemin De La Côte-des-Neiges just minutes away from Côte-des-Neiges metro. Obviously they will make you a fabulous gourmet burger, but I suggest pairing it with their magical candy milkshake to make for a food epiphany.
The Candy Land Milkshake includes brownies, smarties, oreos, rainbow gummies and much more that your heart desires. Afterwards, you will probably end up in a sugar-coma but trust me, it is 514% worth it!
Anyone who went or still goes to McGill University knows that it is truly one of a kind. There may be some struggles we all face as students, and all those negatives do sometimes trump over the positives. Plus, it’s pretty damn funny to laugh at all the McGill problems we experience on the daily. So, I have compiled this article to share with you all the #McGillproblems!
On twitter and even Instagram, you can actually search the hashtag #McGillproblems and laugh at how true all these problems are and how relatable these tweets can be! So, here are 22 problems that all McGill students share according to #McGillproblems!