10 Reasons Why Fvckgirls Make The Best BFFs
If you're not sure what it means to be a fuckgirl, I suggest you check this article out where I help fellow Montrealers spot fuckgirls in no time. It's actually easier than you think.
You probably know that fuckgirls have somewhat questionable reputations. It's definitely not flattering to be called a fuckgirl. But! They can actually turn out to be amazing BFFs. So if your best friend is a fuckgirl, you can tag her under this post, because there is a light in the end of the tunnel LOL. Here are ten reasons why fuckgirls make the best BFFs.
1. They know all the best spots in the city
Fuckgirls love to Instagram tag themselves and Snapchat at the coolest and most relevant "it" places of the moment. A new club is opening? A trendy fashion boutique champagne shopping event? They know all the best spots to be and be seen at.
2. They take amazing pictures
Fuckgirls know all the best iPhone apps to filter and retouch their pictures. If you take photos together, she'll probably make you look way better than you do in real life. Score!
3. They get free booze
You're guaranteed to get free shit if you're friends with a fuckgirl. You might even get invited to a dinner followed by drinks! Guess how much cash you'll have to spend on these festivities? Zero.
4. They're pretty
Being pretty will get you into places without having to wait in line. In addition, it's just nice to be surrounded by beautiful people. Who doesn't like eye candy?
5. They get invited to fun events
Fuckgirls always get invited to fun and exclusive things. If you tag along, you'll get to attend really unique events and meet fascinating people.
6. They attract a lot of attention
If you dream of being a popular social butterfly, you need a fuckgirl in your life. They get a lot of attention from people and event photographers love them... as a consequence, you'll also get your 15 minutes of fame.
7. They're actually a lot of fun
If you go out with a fuckgirl at night, you're basically guaranteed to have the time of your life. They're your best party buddies. These girls really know how to have fun.
8. They'll motivate you to work out
Generally, these girls are hot and fit. If you hang out together, you might start feeling the need to "fit in" and actually start looking like them. In addition, they'll probably ask you to come train at their gym. So you'll kind of have no choice but to work out, which is obviously a good thing.
9. They have the best stories
If you spend a chill night with your new BFF, you'll realize how fun and crazy their life is. She'll share fascinating stories and love drama with you and you're going to love every second of it. You'll get to live vicariously through their adventures.
10. They know all the right people
You probably know that one can't go too far in life without the right connections. Well, your new BFF knows all the right people in a broad variety of fields. This will definitely come in handy when you're building your business empire.