If you're not sure what it means to be a fuckgirl, I suggest you check this article out where I help fellow Montrealers spot fuckgirls in no time. It's actually easier than you think.
You probably know that fuckgirls have somewhat questionable reputations. It's definitely not flattering to be called a fuckgirl. But! They can actually turn out to be amazing BFFs. So if your best friend is a fuckgirl, you can tag her under this post, because there is a light in the end of the tunnel LOL. Here are ten reasons why fuckgirls make the best BFFs.
1. They know all the best spots in the city
Fuckgirls love to Instagram tag themselves and Snapchat at the coolest and most relevant "it" places of the moment. A new club is opening? A trendy fashion boutique champagne shopping event? They know all the best spots to be and be seen at.
2. They take amazing pictures
Fuckgirls know all the best iPhone apps to filter and retouch their pictures. If you take photos together, she'll probably make you look way better than you do in real life. Score!
3. They get free booze
You're guaranteed to get free shit if you're friends with a fuckgirl. You might even get invited to a dinner followed by drinks! Guess how much cash you'll have to spend on these festivities? Zero.
4. They're pretty
Being pretty will get you into places without having to wait in line. In addition, it's just nice to be surrounded by beautiful people. Who doesn't like eye candy?
5. They get invited to fun events
Fuckgirls always get invited to fun and exclusive things. If you tag along, you'll get to attend really unique events and meet fascinating people.
6. They attract a lot of attention
If you dream of being a popular social butterfly, you need a fuckgirl in your life. They get a lot of attention from people and event photographers love them... as a consequence, you'll also get your 15 minutes of fame.
7. They're actually a lot of fun
If you go out with a fuckgirl at night, you're basically guaranteed to have the time of your life. They're your best party buddies. These girls really know how to have fun.
8. They'll motivate you to work out
Generally, these girls are hot and fit. If you hang out together, you might start feeling the need to "fit in" and actually start looking like them. In addition, they'll probably ask you to come train at their gym. So you'll kind of have no choice but to work out, which is obviously a good thing.
9. They have the best stories
If you spend a chill night with your new BFF, you'll realize how fun and crazy their life is. She'll share fascinating stories and love drama with you and you're going to love every second of it. You'll get to live vicariously through their adventures.
10. They know all the right people
You probably know that one can't go too far in life without the right connections. Well, your new BFF knows all the right people in a broad variety of fields. This will definitely come in handy when you're building your business empire.
Attention party animals: on September 11 from 1 to 3 p.m., Montreal's corgis and their owners will be gathering in a downtown park for a special day of fun and fluffy butts.
Organizer YATAI MTL is launching the pooch party after successfully hosting a Shiba Inu gathering in June as part of Montreal's first-ever Japan Week celebrations.
Among the highlights of the Shiba gathering was the presence of "Kombu the Corgi" an adorable fellow "who tried to infiltrate" the Shiba-only affair and underlined the need for a corgi party, reads the invite.
To keep the event from being too overcrowded – as it's sure to be the social event of the year for Montreal's corgis and their people – guests must pre-register and organizers are only disclosing the venue a few days in advance.
Admission is free and the event will be postponed until September 12 in case of rain.
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A refreshing video of a raccoon enjoying a shower on a hot summer day is making a splash on social media, courtesy of a young Montreal resident and his kiddie pool.
"Yeah buddy, the raccoon is taking a shower in your (kiddie pool)," Elena Parial explained to her son in the video, as the animal appeared to bathe. "He undid the plug and he's now taking a full-on shower."
Judging by the 47-second clip posted July 5, the raccoon was probably hot and thirsty as it drank plenty of shower water.
Unfortunately, the critter's paws damaged the pool's plug while yanking it out: "Luckily, our son's splash table wasn't a splurge price-wise," said Parial.
Naturally, the shower-loving raccoon has made a splash on social media.
"So cute. Sorry about the plug," stated one Facebook fan of the well-groomed raccoon.
Animal takes shower to beat the heat
Parial, who lives in Montreal's Côte-Des-Neiges—Notre-Dame-De-Grâce borough, told MTL Blog the raccoon has been frequenting her back deck for about six months.
"He had been visiting us infrequently before but we became more aware of him as of December 28, 2020, when he attacked our compost bin in a particularly aggressive and messy manner," she said.
Parial said the raccoon may have found a "lady friend" by the looks of a subsequent video posted July 7, which shows a pair of critters frolicking playfully on her patio furniture.
"I don't have irrefutable evidence that the shower attracted the lady friend, but this is the first time we've seen him with a friend," she said. "It's a gross assumption but it makes for a good social media post."
A possible 'lady friend'
Parial said she does not mind the raccoon taking up residence near her home, as it's been much less destructive than the squirrels who "have eaten [their] patio lights and torn numerous holes in [their] patio furniture," but she does have some concerns.
"I'm worried that we'll unknowingly stroll onto our deck not knowing he's sleeping there and find ourselves in a situation," she said. "More importantly, I worry my son may find himself in a situation because he's got a keen toddler curiosity."
She's also afraid the raccoon could lose its fear of humans. "Currently, he scurries when my husband taps on our patio door. He scurries away and knows we want our space. I'm not sure how long this is going to last before he figures out we're just scared of him and any pests or diseases he may carry."
Kiddie pool has become a water source
Bill Dowd, founder of Skedaddle Humane Wildlife Control, said Parial's kiddie pool has probably become a water source for the "highly intelligent, very inquisitive" creature.
"My recommendation to the homeowner would be to obviously remove that water source," he said.
"If I was a betting man," he continued, "I would bet that if you see the raccoon that frequently on her deck, I would suspect it's probably living underneath the deck or maybe in her attic or in her chimney or underneath the shed out back."
He said the pair in the video are probably enjoying a platonic relationship as it's not raccoon mating season, which runs from January to June, so they won't be making raccoon babies together anytime soon.
"From the behaviour that those videos show me, I would say they're juveniles are just kind of being teenagers," he said.
"Getting into trouble, being rambunctious and kind of wrestling and fooling around."
Founder Corinne Asseraf "imagined the Gallery 203 as a place of discovery, of meeting and exchange between artists and art enthusiasts" and you can feel exactly that the second you walk through the doors.
The mastermind behind all of this, Asseraf, has such a warming, kind presence, which is reason enough to take a visit to Galerie 203 whenever you're strolling through Old Montreal. She let MTL Blog know that anyone and everyone is welcome in her gallery.