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11 Reasons You Should Never Ever Date A Girl From Montreal Ever Ever Ever
PSA: Montreal women are the best. I mean, obviously everyone has their own personality traits, and not everything is true for everyone - but on the whole, we're pretty great.
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Does that mean you should date us? I mean, if you want to have the best time ever, sure. But if you don't, that's cool too. Here are some reasons why you might not want to date a woman from Montreal, as untrue as they are.
1. TBH, Montreal women are just straight-up closed minded.
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I mean, can you blame us when our city is so conservative?
2. And honestly, we just don't know how to have fun.
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There's absolutely nothing fun to do in the city, anyway.
3. Hope you don't want to do anything ever. Montreal women are real homebodies.
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On the off chance that there is something in Montreal, we're super not down to actually go and live it.
5. And sometimes, we just take ourselves too seriously.
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Can't help that we're the best, TBH.
6. Honestly, we're kind of a boring bunch.
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Super devoid of all passion, if I'm being honest.
7. And those of us who do like having fun are just way too wild.
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Clubbing is basically the only fun activity in the city, anyway.
8. Don't try to impress us with small things. It's high class all the way for us.
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What do you expect when we're from a city where everything is way, way too overpriced.
9. We just can't adapt to anything.
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It's got to be our way or the highway, TBH.
10. Honestly, we need to be pampered at all times.
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It's not a good time unless the attention is on us, honestly.
11. And honestly, we're just kind of shallow.
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Important causes? Mmm, nope, not for us.
