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If you're an anglophone living in Quebec, you know finding a job isn't easy. But that doesn't mean it's impossible, you just have to look harder. Well it's Friday and you're probably feeling kind of lazy, so your good friends at MtlBlog decided to patrol this week's job postings and here are the best ones we could find.
1. Write articles about weed for TV and Radio
This company called thcnetwork.co wants you to create content for them. Finally you have an outlet for all that useless weed knowledge you've accumulated over the years.
2. English-Language Romance Fiction Writers
An online publisher is seeking fiction writers for only romance-genre short stories and novels. So if you read 50 shades of grey and thought to yourself: " Shyyyit, I could write one of these." Well now's your chance to prove your worth.
3. Get paid to take selfies
Now you can stay at home and take selfie requests such taking a selfie with a hat and of course, taking a selfie without a hat.
4. Get paid to wrestle in scripted bouts
Okay you know you wanna do this one, and the best part is you don't even have to do it naked. That's right this generous company will let you wrestle with your clothes on. So break out your speedo and start thinking about what theme song you'll be walking out to.
5. Masseuse for Couple
Being a masseuse sucks but at least here you can get 2 clients at once so your work day will end sooner and you can spend the rest of it sitting in the shower while repeating "still not clean ... still not clean."
As if you needed us to help you find a telemarketing job. Seriously you're not that lazy.
7. Taste Chocolate for 75$
The ad may be in French but the website is in English and they need your help now.
8. Background actors
Can you act, no? Perfect! all you need to do is stand in the background in pretend to talk to other people. One good trick is to simply repeat "carrots and peas" over and over again.
9. Review Music For Cash
Get paid 30 cents a song to listen to music, it's that simple.
10. Get your head shaved for money
The problem with this ad is that we're not sure why he wants to shave your head. It's not for a movie or a skit or a picture. So if you do answer this ad make sure a buddy knows where you are just in case you never come back.
11. Cleaning ladies needed
Check it out, an actual job. And it's a normal maid service so no stripping and no sexy uniform just good old fashion toilet cleaning.
12. Part-time snow removal
Sick of the snow yet? Well show the snow just how much you hate it by shoveling the shit out of it and getting paid to do it. Show that snow who's boss!
13. Models needed for artistic bodyscaping project
Bodyscaping has nothing to do with manscaping, which is just a nicer way of trimming your pubes. Bodyscapping is basically just taking pictures from weird angles to make your body look like a landscape.