Walmart In Canada Actually Sells These 15 Crazy Things

Walmart is a pretty interesting store. They sell pretty much EVERYTHING you can think of, and a few things you didn't even know existed.
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That's why we decided to take a look around Walmart's extensive inventory to bring you the funniest, most bizarre, and all around craziest things you can buy a Walmart in Canada.
Sex Panther Cologne
60% of the time, it works every time.
Price: $31.78
A Bacon Bowl Maker
Fill bacon bowl with bacon for extra fun!
Price: $12.99
Cock Soup
Seriously, why didn't they spell this: "Coq"?
Price: 88¢
A "Frosting" Emoji Patch
That doesn't look like frosting to me.
Price: $15.95
A Marshmallow Gun
Now we just need a graham cracker gun.
Price: $35
An Urn That's Actually Just A Coffee Can
"Donny, you're out of your element!"
Price: No longer available
This Tasteful Belt buckle
Show off your classy side.
Price: 13.95
A Jerky Gun
Not sure if it shoots jerky or makes jerky but either way, GIMME!
Price: $46.99
Placenta Shampoo
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Price: $11.99