1. We have absolutely no school spirit at all.

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2. Concordians straight-up do not care about the world around them.

Come get some yummy Halloween treats ??? There will also be samosas ? You wont regret it. ?. #BakeSale #Yummy #Cupcakes #GoodCause ? #Halloween ??

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3. Honestly, we're just not the studying type.

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4. And our parties? Yeah. Not fun, TBH.

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5. Honestly, our student groups aren't straight-up fantastic.

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Nope, not like they're one of the best things about going to Concordia or anything like that...

6. And our open houses? Not that much involvement, TBH.

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7. Our downtown campus isn't that breathtaking.

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8. And the view is nothing too great, either.

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9. Concordia isn't big into giving back to the community.

hangin at the potato today ?

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10. Honestly, there's nowhere cool to study.

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11. The residences are "meh" at best.

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12. And, frankly, no one tries to make Concordia feel like home.

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13. If you want a place that cares about student art, look the other way. Concordia just isn't into that.

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14. The Loyola Campus? Yeah, straight-up ugly.

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15. Oh, and it's super boring, too. Nothing ever happens there.

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16. I mean, you could say that about the whole school, really.

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17. On the whole, Concordia isn't straight-up the best school ever.

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Just kidding, guys. Hope you caught on that this article is clearly sarcastic AF; come on, Concordia's obviously the best.

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