People

17 Reasons You Should Never Ever Go To Montreal's Concordia University Ever Ever Ever

It's totally not the best school in the city or anything.
17 Reasons You Should Never Ever Go To Montreal's Concordia University Ever Ever Ever

Fun fact about me: at one point in my life, I attended Concordia University, studying history.

READ ALSO: 27 Reasons You Should Never Ever Visit Canada Ever Ever Ever

It was an amazing time in my life, but I also learned a couple of things about the school I called home for so long. Things that now, almost a year post my Concordia life, I'd like to share with all of you.

1. We have absolutely no school spirit at all.

A photo posted by Concordia Future Students (@cufuturestudent) on

2. Concordians straight-up do not care about the world around them.

Come get some yummy Halloween treats ??? There will also be samosas ? You wont regret it. ?. #BakeSale #Yummy #Cupcakes #GoodCause ? #Halloween ??

A photo posted by Cupcakes For A Cause (@cfac_concordia) on

3. Honestly, we're just not the studying type.

A photo posted by Olivia-Gail Squires (@oliviagail.s) on

4. And our parties? Yeah. Not fun, TBH.

A photo posted by CASAJMSB (@casajmsb) on

5. Honestly, our student groups aren't straight-up fantastic.

A photo posted by John Molson Academic Committee (@jmacjmsb) on

Nope, not like they're one of the best things about going to Concordia or anything like that...

6. And our open houses? Not that much involvement, TBH.

A photo posted by Youmna El Halabi (@youmna_arabica) on

7. Our downtown campus isn't that breathtaking.

A photo posted by @seblwr on

8. And the view is nothing too great, either.

A photo posted by Concordia University (@concordiauniversity) on

9. Concordia isn't big into giving back to the community.

hangin at the potato today ?

A photo posted by raq (@raqidoodle) on

10. Honestly, there's nowhere cool to study.

A photo posted by divinelove23 (@divinelove23) on

A photo posted by Concordia Future Students (@cufuturestudent) on

11. The residences are "meh" at best.

A photo posted by Caner Aygun (@acaneraygun) on

A photo posted by @emmmmoore on

A photo posted by Gwans™ (@gracewanlin) on

12. And, frankly, no one tries to make Concordia feel like home.

A photo posted by rup_16 (@arupmajumder) on

A photo posted by Concordia Future Students (@cufuturestudent) on

13. If you want a place that cares about student art, look the other way. Concordia just isn't into that.

A photo posted by Concordia Future Students (@cufuturestudent) on

A photo posted by Sara Shields (@sarashieldsr) on

A photo posted by Sarah Amarica (@samarica) on

14. The Loyola Campus? Yeah, straight-up ugly.

A photo posted by Patricia Petit Liang (@patriciapliang) on

A photo posted by Concordia PERFORM Centre (@performcentre) on

A photo posted by Concordia Future Students (@cufuturestudent) on

15. Oh, and it's super boring, too. Nothing ever happens there.

A photo posted by ?Moataz Habashy? (@habashy_m3) on

A photo posted by Anthony Deluca (@deluca15) on

A photo posted by Anouk Purnelle-Faniel (@anoukpurnelle) on

16. I mean, you could say that about the whole school, really.

A photo posted by PSSA Concordia (@pssaconcordia) on

A photo posted by Concordia Student Union (@csumtl) on

A photo posted by PSSA Concordia (@pssaconcordia) on

A photo posted by Concordia Student Union (@csumtl) on

A photo posted by Concordia Student Union (@csumtl) on

17. On the whole, Concordia isn't straight-up the best school ever.

A photo posted by Concordia Future Students (@cufuturestudent) on

Just kidding, guys. Hope you caught on that this article is clearly sarcastic AF; come on, Concordia's obviously the best.

Add mtlblog on Snapchat.