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22 Brutally Honest Thoughts That Run Through Your Head While You Take Montreal Metro

'Why is she staring at me with that resting bitch face of hers?'

Montreal sure is home to many beautiful and wonderful things! But don't be fooled because our metro is something else! The STM can be pretty crapy especially if you've been taking it your whole like. I mean we basically spend half our life on the metro! That sure does make for a lot of time to think about things since there really isn't much to do on the metro.

You'd also be surprised about how many people have the same thoughts as you on the metro. We have all thought to ourselves why the hell is this person staring at me? or how much time there is between each stop. Well, below you will find some thoughts that we basically all have while on the metro!

1. You Start Thinking About What You Think Other People Are Thinking About

2. You Start Thinking About What If Someone On the Metro Was Reading Your Mind

3. You Start Thinking About Where That Awful Smell Is Coming From

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4. You Start Thinking About What You Are Going To Have For Dinner

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5. You Start Thinking About What Music You Think That Person Is Listening To

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6. You Start Thinking About All The Work You Have To Do

7. You Start Thinking About What Would Happen If You Fell Into The Metro

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8. You Start Thinking About What You Would Do If There Was A Fire On The Metro

9. You Start Thinking About If You Forgot To Bring Anything

10.You Start Thinking About Why The Metro Stop Lasalle Is Actually In Verdun

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11. You Start Thinking About All The Weird Metro Names (Namur?)

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12. You Start Calculating How Long It Is Between Each Metro Stop

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13. You Start Counting How Long The Doors Stay Open For

14. You Start Thinking About How Much Money You Have Left From Your Paycheck

15. You Start Thinking About What Would Happen If You Started Talking To That Cute Guy Or Girl

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16. You Start Thinking About What You Would Do If Someone Was Trying To Push You In The Metro

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17. You Start Thinking About Your Crush

18. You Start Thinking About Refilling Your Opus And If It's The End Of The Month

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19. You Start Thinking About How Much Your Sweating

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20. You Start Thinking About Putting Yourself In A "HERO" Situation

21. You Start Thinking About Why That Person Is Staring At You

22. You Start Thinking Too Much And Almost Miss Your Stop

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