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25 "Stats" About Canada And Canadians That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

#5 The warmest spot in Canada today was St. Catharines, ON. The coldest spot was two steps out from your shower.
25 "Stats" About Canada And Canadians That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

This morning, I was looking for some statistics when I came across one of the funniest novelty Twitter accounts I've ever seen.

And as a Bonus, this account is 100% Canadian.

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The account is called Stats_Canada, but they would like to mention that they are "100.6% not affiliated with Statistics Canada".

This account basically makes up stats off the top of their heads, and they are some of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Check out some of our favorites:

Donald Trump is able to Roll Up The Rim 61% faster than the average person on account of his little hands

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) February 2, 2017

Canada will impose a 20% tax on any pop singers, movie stars, or hockey players exported to the US

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 26, 2017

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 26, 2017

The new Tim Hortons apple juice bottles look 100% like a urine sample

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 25, 2017

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 25, 2017

71% of Canadian protest signs are taped to hockey sticks

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 22, 2017

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 13, 2017

31% of self-driving cars in Canada will actually just be cars pulled by huskies

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 10, 2017

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 9, 2017

Between December and April, the Canadian Hooters uniform includes 30% more clothing than its American counterpart

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 7, 2017

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) October 9, 2015

It is 31% more expensive to fart in a pair of Roots sweatpants

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 5, 2017

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 3, 2017

Just 1% of Canadian resolutions were to spend more time listening to Nickelback

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 2, 2017

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) January 1, 2017

The only democratic process that Canada rigs is the NHL draft

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) December 31, 2016

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) December 20, 2016

98% of drivers forgot how to drive in the snow

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) December 12, 2016

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) November 28, 2016

Check out Stats_Canada's Twitter account for more.

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