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30 Signs You Spend Wayyy Too Much Time In Montreal

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30 Signs You Spend Wayyy Too Much Time In Montreal

Montreal sure is one of a kind and we all love it dearly! But, sometimes we get so addicted to Montreal that we spend literally all our time here! I mean, it's not a bad thing! But, there are specific signs that happen once you spend too much time in Montreal.

From getting parking tickets up the butt to speaking frenglais on a daily, Montreal has a certain identity that infects you once you stay here too long! So, I suggest reading the signs below to get an idea if you spend to much time in Montreal.

1. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Have Poutines Several Times A Week

2. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Know The STM Map Like The Back Of Your Hand

3. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Identify As A Montrealer Before A Canadian

4. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You've Had 2 Dollar Noodles At 3 AM Several Times In A Month

5. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Have Several Pictures On Mount Royal

6. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If Your Official Language Is Frenglais

7. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Go To Mandy's Every Lunch

8. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Go To Piknic Electronik Every Sunday

9. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Only Buy Fresh Food At Atwater Market

10. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Start Every Morning With A Bagel

11. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Live In A Construction Zone

12. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Spend More Than Half Your Day In Traffic

13. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Are Down Town 24/7

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14. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Hit Up St.Laurent Every Weekend

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15. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You've Been To The Science Center 100 Times

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16. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Have Gotten Several Parking Tickets Because You Don't Understand The Signs

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17. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Go To Osheaga Every Year

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18. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Only Go To Boozy Brunches In The Summer

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19. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Bike In The Winter

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20. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If Eat Beaver Tales For Desert Every Night

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21. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Buy A Season Pass To La Ronde Every Year And Only Go Once

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22. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You've Hit Up All The Spas

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23. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If Have Completed Two Bar Crawls

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24. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Always Hibernate During The Winter

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25. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Only Own Adidas

26. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Have Multiple J-Walking Tickets

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27. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If The MMFA Is Your Second Home

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28. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Go To Igloofest Every Weekend

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29. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If You Have Gone To School Here Your Whole Life

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30. You Definitely Spend To Much Time In Montreal If The Only Snadwhich You Eat Is Smoked Meat

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