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        30 Towns With The Most Fvcked Names In Canada
    Now entering Dildo, Newfoundland.
Jeremy Hazan
September 29, 2016, 02:51 PM
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Naming a city is important.
Streets, parks, and buildings can be renamed eventually, but when  you choose a name for a city, it's bound to be there awhile.
A name should be strong, it should be timeless and it should memorable.
The following Canadian cities decided to take another route and the results are pretty fucked up.
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We have some adorable towns that sound like they were named after baby bunnies, and we have some that might just make you gag a little.
Here are the 30 Canadian towns with the most fucked up names.

                Bacon Cove, Newfoundland
            
        I'm already moving there so I can open BaconCoveBlog.com.
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                Pocahontas, Alberta
            
        We need more towns named after Disney Characters.
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                Happy Adventure, Newfoundland
            
        I sure hope their tourism office has plenty to offer.
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                Climax, Saskatchewan
            
        Apparently there's a sign when you leave town that says: "Come Again".
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                Tiny, Ontario
            
        The town was actually named after the pet dog of the wife of the Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada at the time. 
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                Balls Creek
            
        So much better than Shit's Creek.
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                Balls Falls
            
        You can't have balls creek without balls falls.
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                Happyland, Ontario
            
        Sadly it isn't an amusement park.
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                Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
            
        The village was named by a ship captain, which is fitting since it sounds like an old sea shanty.
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                Swastika, Ontario
            
        I'll just skip this one entirely.
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                Fertile, Saskatchewan
            
        The land of double bagging.
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                Pain Court, Ontario
            
        This place sounds kinda dangerous.
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                Big Beaver, Saskatchewan
            
        Giggity.
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                Mayo, Quebec
            
        Eeeeeeeew!
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                Nottawa, Ontario
            
        In case you weren't sure, it's NOT Ottawa.
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                Sober Island, Nova Scotia
            
        I bet they party harder than anyone else.
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                Crotch Lake, Ontario
            
        Found by Mike Rotch. Speaking of which has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
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                Stoner, British Columbia
            
        Of course, it's located in B.C.
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                Dildo, Newfoundland
            
        I hope they never change their name.
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                Radville, Saskatchewan
            
        They split away from Dullsville long ago.
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                Wawa, Ontario
            
        Named after a baby who saw a dog passing by.
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                Salmon Arm, British Columbia
            
        There must be some kind of nuclear power plant there if the fish have arms.
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                Eyebrow, Saskatchewan
            
        This town is on fleek.
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                Love, Saskatchewan
            
        Every hotel room is a honeymoon suite.
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                Heart’s Desire, Newfoundland
            
        So just to recap Newfoundland has Dildo, Blow Me Down, and Happy Adventure. Sounds like a party!
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                Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario
            
        Yankee Doodle's canadian cousin. Legend has it, it was named by the mayor who happened to be a cartoon squirrel.
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                Keg River, Alberta
            
        Don't swallow the water.
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                Dead Man's Flats, Alberta
            
        Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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                Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
            
        It used to be called Oh Crap, but that seemed too obvious.
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                Lady Slipper, Prince Edward Island
            
        Formerly known as Man Shoe. Named after Fu Machu. Okay, not really.
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