30 Towns With The Most Fvcked Names In Canada
Naming a city is important.
Streets, parks, and buildings can be renamed eventually, but when you choose a name for a city, it's bound to be there awhile.
A name should be strong, it should be timeless and it should memorable.
The following Canadian cities decided to take another route and the results are pretty fucked up.
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We have some adorable towns that sound like they were named after baby bunnies, and we have some that might just make you gag a little.
Here are the 30 Canadian towns with the most fucked up names.
Climax, Saskatchewan
Apparently there's a sign when you leave town that says: "Come Again".
Tiny, Ontario
The town was actually named after the pet dog of the wife of the Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada at the time.
Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
The village was named by a ship captain, which is fitting since it sounds like an old sea shanty.
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Found by Mike Rotch. Speaking of which has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
Salmon Arm, British Columbia
There must be some kind of nuclear power plant there if the fish have arms.
Heart’s Desire, Newfoundland
So just to recap Newfoundland has Dildo, Blow Me Down, and Happy Adventure. Sounds like a party!
Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario
Yankee Doodle's canadian cousin. Legend has it, it was named by the mayor who happened to be a cartoon squirrel.
Lady Slipper, Prince Edward Island
Formerly known as Man Shoe. Named after Fu Machu. Okay, not really.
