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A List Of The Stupidest Baby Names In Quebec
Okay, so I'm all for trying to be original when it comes to naming your kids. It's your kid, it's your choice. HOWEVER, there is a line between what is cool and what is just straight up weird.
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The Journal Metro recently released a list of some of the popular baby names in Quebec from 2017 and let me tell you some of them seem too weird to be true. They've been organized into different categories like nature-inspired and movie-inspired so you can see where I'm going with these.
The kids who got stuck with these names are definitely going to be embarrassed during attendance at school and will probably adopt nicknames that they force everyone to call them.
Nothing can beat that time that some parents in New Zealand named their kid "Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii" and then lost custody. Now that's an example for the books. I'm not saying that these names are on that level, just some of them are ridiculous and silly, and I feel bad for them is all.
Names Inspired By Nature
Amie-Loup
Alice Coco
River
Uteimenaniss-April
Sabrina-Snow
Ruby-Jade
Marry-Lune // Marie-Fleur // Marie-Ciel // Marie-Blanche // Marie des anges
Ariel-Star
Serena Fleur
Sequoia Perle
Sarah-Loup
Perle rose
Myrtille
Lion
Triton
Phenix
Ravin
I don't even know where to start when trying to figure out how to pronounce "Uteimenaniss-April". And Sabrina Snow just sounds like some kid superhero.
Precious Names
Princesse Amalia
Queen // Queen Providence
Royalty
Richesse
Precieuse-Ivonne
Heavenly
Splandyd
Merveille
Loveley Jewel
Saphir
Jade
Queen Providence?? Really? What kind of life are you trying to set your child up for here? At least you could probably nickname here Queenie or something. Imagine being a 5-year-old named Queen Providence. Attendance is sure going to be embarrassing for that kid.
Seasonal Names
Zahriyaah-Summer
Shai-Summer
Summer-Chloé
Storm
Soleil
Wednesday
Hiver
Sunlight
May-Sun
Weirdly Spelled Names
Vyctoria
Sofya-Roze // Sofiyah
Symone
Sthephanie
Ilyzabeth
Clhoey
Hannabelle
Flaurance
Louceann
Khrisabeth
Zakharie // Zakariya // Zakkary
Willhiam // Wyliam // Will-Lyam
Djaykob
Jaysun
Dmitriy
Elioth
Feliks
Khriz
Leonart
Loyck
Yzak // Yzaak // Yzaack
Khevin
Eryk
Alekcy // Aleksey
Some of these just read as sounds, not names. And yeah, these kids can just give up now on the dream of ever having their names spelled right. You've just condemned them to a life of correcting people. Stop inventing new ways to write names!
Brand Names
Tesla
Sephora-Océane
Tahari
Dior
Levis
Simons
Aldo
Navy
Rockland
Raid
Albi
WHO THE HELL CALLS THEIR KID TESLA?!
Movie And TV-Inspired Names
Hermione
Harley-Quinn
Khalessi // Khaleesi
Djazz
Legolas
Nemo
Forrest
Archie
Archer
Flavien
Achilles
Celebrity Names
Usher
Snowden
Plume
Santana
Nadal
Corneille
Bowie
Dali
Jagger
Nelly
Jay-C
Though it may seem cool at first, calling your kid Usher is just weird. And Jagger? And Nelly? They aren't going to be famous just because you name them after someone who is.
Hyphenated Names
Rosa-Rose
Rose-a-lyne
Suzie-Jérôme
Anajade
Britney Irish
Oceange
Kevin-Kale
Mike Mozart
Jed-Eric
Zac-Harry
Milo-Everest
Names That Are Quebec AF
Caline
Elisabeth Québec
Sain-Andrew
Some Fun Little Extras
Prunelle
Qatar
Keysie Pitshounette
Coeurina
Kash
MC Zachary
Khush
Viateur
Sherif
Link
Thabite
