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Alyssa Milano's Sex Tape Is A Major Tease

Being a tease is never a fun thing, damn you Alyssa Milano.
Alyssa Milano's Sex Tape Is A Major Tease

If you want to get your name in the papers, a sex tape is the best way to go. Tried, tested, and true, sex tapes will instantly launch you onto the headlines and tabloid covers. Alyssa Milano, star of Charmed and Who's The Boss, is the next starlet to take to the sexy screen, but not how you were hoping, perv.

Instead of getting all slutty and trashy, Milano has teamed up with the comical minds at Funny Or Die to make a sex tape to top all others. With nearly no sex involved at all, the hilarious video showcases a drunk Milano, hoping to get very busy on-screen, only for the camera to pan to a boring news anchor talking about Syria, something WAY less exciting than videotaped nudity, right? Rather than here a ramble, check out the awesome 'sex tape' below.

Critiquing society's obsession with celebrity scandals rather than real world problems, Milano's sex tape is much more a satire than raunchy porno. Alas, we'll just have to wait until the next pop idol gets wasted in Cabo for the real thing.

Love the video, or did it let you down? Let us know what you think in the comments below.

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