10 Montreal Restaurants You Absolutely Should Never Eat At Ever Ever Ever
Just don't do it.
I don't know about you guys, but I personally am so, awesome vibes, and staff that are dedicated AF to taking your dining experience to the next level.
It's cool if you are, but me? Not so much. So if you want to find out which places have all that and more, then don't you worry. I've got your back.
If you are obsessed with smoked meat that'll legit blow your mind, never ever go to Smoke Meat Pete
Juicy, thick slices of Montreal smoked meat, with the world's most, plus amazing live music... Yeah, not feeling it.
If you like flavourful, juicy, above and beyond awesome Portuguese chicken, never ever go to Braseiro
Let's be real, guys. Portuguese chicken that'sis soooo passé.
If you love tacos with homemade, authentic tortillas, fresh, tender meat, and vibrant toppings, never ever go to T&T Tacos & Tortas
Oh man.piled high with fresh, tasty, and vibrant toppings is so not anyone's jam.
If you like authentic souvlaki with juicy, tender chunks of meat, homemade tzatziki, and crisp, fresh toppings, never ever go to Nostos
I mean, I don't know about you, but I personally hate it when my, with thick and tender chunks of pork, fresh vegetables, and the most flavourful tzatziki sauce ever.
If you like ramen with complex, savoury broth, tender noodles, and the freshest toppings you could possibly find, never ever go to Yokato Yokabai
A Plateau restaurant with the chillest vibes and with ramen tastes like. Is anyone actually down for that, TBH?
If you like fresh and expertly made sushi that'll legit change the way you look at food, never ever go to Phuket
Situated in St. Leonard, this sushi/fusion restaurant serves up a Japanese poutine with lobster and tempura-encrusted sweet potato fries, as well as some really. Which is cool, I guess, if you're into that.
If you like fresh, flavourful, authentic, and straight-up mind blowing poke, never ever go to Koa Lua
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An, right in Montreal, complete with Hawaiian inspired decor and dishes created using only the freshest and tastiest ingredients? Not for me, thanks.
If you like to eat wholesome versions of your favourite food - like sushi, sandwiches, and more - and weep tears of pure food joy, never ever go to Vivalia
Grand Opening Event at @vivaliaorganicbistro, new concept in the Old Montreal! I here tried their tajine, chili, végépâté sandwich, couscous salad, sushi, energy balls, carrot cake, smoothie and more... all vegan!
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A bistro in thefocusing on totally organic and fresh food (like smoothies, sushi, sandwiches, falafels, and more) that actually tastes amazing? That's a no from me, TBH.
If you like fresh, juicy, tasty shawarma, and other incredibly fresh and delicious Middle-Eastern dishes, never ever go to Sumac
Fresh and crispy falafels,, delicious fattoush salad, and pretty much the tastiest Middle Eastern dishes ever? Um, count me out, thanks.
* If the pictures, links, and descriptions in this article didn't already tip you off, this piece is meant to be sarcastic. All these places are awesome, and you absolutely need to pay them a visit ASAP. ;)