I had a problem today, a first world problem, but a problem nevertheless: Pizza or Hot Dogs? It was a tough choice and no one at my office was willing to help. So, after debating for a few minutes, I realized there was really only one possible solution to this problem and it would require some of my cunning. No, wait ... ALL my cunning. The solution was clear, I had to get both, and that's how the Sriracha Pizza-Hot-Dog was born. Look at it, in all its glory. Now bow down before its awesomeness and cower at the deliciousness, because you are clearly unworthy.

I know what you're thinking: "That looks complicated and I'm not a scientist". But luckily, your old buddy Jeremy created a simple step-by-step guide to recreate this masterpiece for yourself.

Step 1: Get a slice of pizza (toppings optional).

Step 2: Buy a hot dog (the dirtier the better).

Step 3: Pour a line of Sriracha in the center of the pizza slice and stick the hot dog on top.

Step 4: Fold it all together and punch the nearest person in the face to establish your dominance (this will discourage everyone else from trying to steal it from you).

Step 5: Eat that shit up!

So the next time you're wondering what to eat and can't choose between two options, just give the middle finger to conventional thinking and get both.

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