10 Reasons Why Fvckboys Make The Best Husbands
You probably remember my post about how you can. It’s a common misconception to believe that fuckboys are horrible and need to be avoided at all cost. Well, guess what? I’m here to clear things out and help poor fuckboys restore their questionable reputations. “Fuckboy” is just a stage in life that every normal guy has to go through in order to become a decent human being. Just like girls need to get the partying out of their systems, guys need to live through their fuckboy years, you know what I mean? So here are ten reasons why fuckboys make the best husbands. Eventually.
1. They’re over it
A fuckboy can’t be a fuckboy forever. There comes a point in their life where they stop and think, “I’ve had enough of this shit.” Enough of loud parties, meaningless hookups and endless bottles… It’s time for something serious and real now. That’s when you want to sneak into their life.
2. They’ll appreciate you
After all the trashy and ridiculous females they’ve seen, they will appreciate a normal girl for a change. Your realness, kindness and actual values will seriously appeal to them.
3. They know how to have fun
Fuckboys definitely know how to have a good time. You won’t ever be bored with them. They know all the best spots in Montreal and they obviously know all the right people to get you into the coolest places. Moral of the story – you’ll have fun.
4. They want to settle down
After being a crazy party animal and hooking up with pretty much anything that moves, fuckboys actually want to settle down. Human beings long for companionship, it’s our primal instinct. They’ve seen it all and they've realized that it’s not what really matters in life.
5. They’re confident
Fuckboys are the most assertive representatives of the male species. They will sweep you off your feet with how self-assured they are. Sometimes their confidence can come off as cockiness, but girls love that shit anyway.
6. They’re great lovers
They obviously know what they’re doing in the bedroom. Why? Because they have a LOT of experience in this department. One of the reasons why girls are so attracted to fuckboys is because they’re actually the best lovers.
7. They’re generally good looking
Not that looks really matter, but still… it doesn’t hurt to wake up to a pretty face.
8. They’re creative
Fuckboys have been doing the same party/dinner/drinks routine for a really long time… now, they want to get out of this vicious cycle and do things differently. They will come up with the most creative date ideas and activities. You will absolutely love it.
9. They’ll actually dress nice
After all their fashion fails and deep v-neck situations, fuckboys actually learn to dress nice. Trial and error helps solve problems. Science, baby.
10. They don’t take themselves too seriously
Fuckboys know exactly who they were before and who they are now. They realize how ridiculous their lifestyles used to be in the past and they can totally laugh about it today.