Photo cred - @he.photo If you're an anglophone living in Quebec, you know finding a job isn't easy. But that doesn't mean it's impossible, you just have to look harder. Well it's Friday and you're probably feeling kind of lazy, so your good friends at MtlBlog decided to patrol this week's job postings and here are the best ones we could find. 1. Write articles about weed for TV and Radio This company called thcnetwork.co wants you to create content for them. Finally you have an outlet for all that useless weed knowledge you've accumulated over the years. Full Ad 2. English-Language Romance Fiction Writers An online publisher is seeking fiction writers for only romance-genre short stories and novels. So if you read 50 shades of grey and thought to yourself: " Shyyyit, I could write one of these." Well now's your chance to prove your worth. Full Ad 3. Get paid to take selfies Now you can stay at home and take selfie requests such taking a selfie with a hat and of course, taking a selfie without a hat. Full Ad 4. Get paid to wrestle in scripted bouts Okay you know you wanna do this one, and the best part is you don't even have to do it naked. That's right this generous company will let you wrestle with your clothes on. So break out your speedo and start thinking about what theme song you'll be walking out to. Full Ad 5. Masseuse for Couple Being a masseuse sucks but at least here you can get 2 clients at once so your work day will end sooner and you can spend the rest of it sitting in the shower while repeating "still not clean ... still not clean." Full Ad 6. Telemarketing As if you needed us to help you find a telemarketing job. Seriously you're not that lazy. Full Ad 7. Taste Chocolate for 75$ The ad may be in French but the website is in English and they need your help now. Full Ad 8. Background actors Can you act, no? Perfect! all you need to do is stand in the background in pretend to talk to other people. One good trick is to simply repeat "carrots and peas" over and over again. Full Ad 9. Review Music For Cash Get paid 30 cents a song to listen to music, it's that simple. Full Ad 10. Get your head shaved for money The problem with this ad is that we're not sure why he wants to shave your head. It's not for a movie or a skit or a picture. So if you do answer this ad make sure a buddy knows where you are just in case you never come back. Full Ad 11. Cleaning ladies needed Check it out, an actual job. And it's a normal maid service so no stripping and no sexy uniform just good old fashion toilet cleaning. Full Ad 12. Part-time snow removal Sick of the snow yet? Well show the snow just how much you hate it by shoveling the shit out of it and getting paid to do it. Show that snow who's boss! Full Ad 13. Models needed for artistic bodyscaping project Bodyscaping has nothing to do with manscaping, which is just a nicer way of trimming your pubes. Bodyscapping is basically just taking pictures from weird angles to make your body look like a landscape. Full Ad