22 Brutally Honest Thoughts That Run Through Your Head While You Take Montreal Metro

'Why is she staring at me with that resting bitch face of hers?'

Published September 29 2016

Updated October 05 2017 at 01:47 PM

Montreal sure is home to many beautiful and wonderful things! But don't be fooled because our metro is something else! The STM can be pretty crapy especially if you've been taking it your whole like. I mean we basically spend half our life on the metro! That sure does make for a lot of time to think about things since there really isn't much to do on the metro.

You'd also be surprised about how many people have the same thoughts as you on the metro. We have all thought to ourselves why the hell is this person staring at me? or how much time there is between each stop. Well, below you will find some thoughts that we basically all have while on the metro!

1. You Start Thinking About What You Think Other People Are Thinking About

2. You Start Thinking About What If Someone On the Metro Was Reading Your Mind

3. You Start Thinking About Where That Awful Smell Is Coming From

A photo posted by Matías Garabedian (@matias.garabedian) on Aug 11, 2016 at 7:10pm PDT

4. You Start Thinking About What You Are Going To Have For Dinner

A photo posted by Discover Best of Montreal (@montreal_gallery) on Mar 1, 2016 at 3:00pm PST

5. You Start Thinking About What Music You Think That Person Is Listening To

A photo posted by STM Mouvement collectif (@stminfo) on Aug 26, 2016 at 3:26pm PDT

6. You Start Thinking About All The Work You Have To Do

7. You Start Thinking About What Would Happen If You Fell Into The Metro

A photo posted by Francis Duval (@francisduval) on Oct 21, 2015 at 1:25pm PDT

8. You Start Thinking About What You Would Do If There Was A Fire On The Metro

9. You Start Thinking About If You Forgot To Bring Anything

10.You Start Thinking About Why The Metro Stop Lasalle Is Actually In Verdun

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11. You Start Thinking About All The Weird Metro Names (Namur?)

A photo posted by tessa waldston (@twaldston) on May 4, 2016 at 10:49am PDT

12. You Start Calculating How Long It Is Between Each Metro Stop

A photo posted by STM Mouvement collectif (@stminfo) on Apr 29, 2016 at 4:38am PDT

13. You Start Counting How Long The Doors Stay Open For

14. You Start Thinking About How Much Money You Have Left From Your Paycheck

15. You Start Thinking About What Would Happen If You Started Talking To That Cute Guy Or Girl

A photo posted by STM Mouvement collectif (@stminfo) on Jun 13, 2016 at 9:45am PDT

16. You Start Thinking About What You Would Do If Someone Was Trying To Push You In The Metro

A photo posted by STM Mouvement collectif (@stminfo) on Jul 11, 2016 at 6:38am PDT

17. You Start Thinking About Your Crush

18. You Start Thinking About Refilling Your Opus And If It's The End Of The Month

A photo posted by Franco Tomato (@tomatoboi) on Jun 21, 2016 at 6:43pm PDT

19. You Start Thinking About How Much Your Sweating

A photo posted by STM Mouvement collectif (@stminfo) on Jul 19, 2016 at 9:02am PDT

20. You Start Thinking About Putting Yourself In A "HERO" Situation

21. You Start Thinking About Why That Person Is Staring At You

22. You Start Thinking Too Much And Almost Miss Your Stop

A photo posted by STM Mouvement collectif (@stminfo) on Sep 8, 2016 at 8:02am PDT