Everyone is unique and different, but that isn't to say there aren't certain traits that unite us. When it comes to the stoner community of Montreal, that last sentiment is doubly true; there are just things stoners do and know that no one else in the city does.\nNow, I'm not talking about the regular rigmarole of stereotypical stoner traits like perma-red eyes, a lazy attitude, or poor short term memory. All that junk is a disservice to stoners everywhere, even though it's sometimes true. What I'm getting at is the many signs you're a stoner who lives in Montreal, and nowhere else.\nOf course, none of these may be true of you, and you could be the most intense stoner on the island. Still, that isn't to say that these 30 definite signs of a Montreal stoner won't apply to most (if not all) cannabis-enthusiasts in Montreal. See for yourself below.\nYou don't even go to Tam Tams.\nThat's for weekend stoners. You just head to Jean-Mance Parc, because it's way more chill.\nYou know exactly how much a Creation Combo is at Boustan.\nTax included.\nYou've tried (and failed) to make a cannabis-infused poutine.\nThe gravy just never works out.\nOh, and marijuana guacamole, mac 'n cheese, macchiato, and French toast bread stick.\nBut what you really just want is some cannabis chocolate.\nYou have very strong opinions on which is the best head/bong shop in Montreal.\nHightimes doesn't always have what you're looking for.\nYou regularly buy cigarettes, but not to smoke them.\nHaving batch on had is key.\nYou know exactly which restaurants deliver, and until when.\nFor when the couch-lock is strong.\nYou rarely (if ever) drink when you go to the park.\nWhy get drunk when you can get high? Or you know, do both.\nYou love Justin Trudeau, even though you know nothing about politics.\nHis stance on marijuana is enough.\nYou have three different dealers saved into your phone.\nBecause you never know which borough you might need to pick up in.\nYou have your own secret spot to smoke near Scotia Bank Theatre.\nBecause certain movies simply require some prior medication.\nYou know to always get take out at La Banquise.\nThat line is not moving fast enough for your hanger-level munchies.\nYou seriously can't wait until the SAQ starts selling weed.\nAnd you totally called it way before anyone else. Oh, wait, that was me.\nYou won't stop trying to get an appointment at Montreal's marijuana clinic.\nSoon child, soon.\nYou've tried eating a mango before smoking to get higher.\nAnd every other weird trick the internet has ever spewed out.\n80% of what you post on Facebook is "the benefits of marijuana" articles.\nAnd your friends hate you for it.\nYour dep knows you as the girl/guy who always walks in with half-shut eyes and buys those little baggies of candy.\nSeriously, no one else gets those.\nYou actually know the different between an Indica and Sativa strain.\nNot to mention which bud-names are real and which ones your dealer just made up.\nYou save every single single ride metro ticket you can get your hands on.\nThey make the best filter paper, obvi.\nWinter is secretly your favourite season.Mainly because all the cold, snow, and ice justifies you staying in and smoking weed.\nYou know better than to ever buy bud from those sketch-as-hell guys by Mont-Royal\nI mean, that ones just common sense.\nYou won't stop explaining to your friend exactly how legalized weed should be handled in Quebec.\nIt's not your fault you're right.\nYou actually attended a Montreal Marijuana Dinner.\nAnd keep praying for another.\nYour one goal in life is to eat a piece of Montreal-made marijuana fried chicken.\n#Priorities.\nYou have an entire scrapbook devoted to your "Marijuana Marriage."\nOk, that's a little involved, more like you've thought about it that one time you were high.\nYou have your very own list of iconic Montreal food and marijuana combos.\nDoesn't everyone?\nYou actually listened to our playlist of Montreal tracks to listen to when smoking weed.\nDevotion comes in many forms.\nYou've already got your marijuana-coffee Keurig pods pre-ordered.\nRedefining wake and bake.\nYou smile to yourself a little every time you catch a whiff of weed in the Montreal streets.\nKindred spirits/stoners be everywhere up in here.\nYou smoke a lot of weed. Period.\nPretty much the only qualifier that really matters.