Naming a city is important.\nStreets, parks, and buildings can be renamed eventually, but when you choose a name for a city, it's bound to be there awhile.\nA name should be strong, it should be timeless and it should memorable.\nThe following Canadian cities decided to take another route and the results are pretty fucked up.\nREAD ALSO: Welcome To The Country Of Montreal\nWe have some adorable towns that sound like they were named after baby bunnies, and we have some that might just make you gag a little.\nHere are the 30 Canadian towns with the most fucked up names.\nBacon Cove, Newfoundland\nI'm already moving there so I can open BaconCoveBlog.com.\nMore Info.\nPocahontas, Alberta\nWe need more towns named after Disney Characters.\nMore Info.\nHappy Adventure, Newfoundland\nI sure hope their tourism office has plenty to offer.\nMore Info.\nClimax, Saskatchewan\nApparently there's a sign when you leave town that says: "Come Again".\nMore Info.\nTiny, Ontario\nThe town was actually named after the pet dog of the wife of the Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada at the time.\nMore Info.\nBalls Creek\nSo much better than Shit's Creek.\nMore Info.\nBalls Falls\nYou can't have balls creek without balls falls.\nMore Info.\nHappyland, Ontario\nSadly it isn't an amusement park.\nMore Info.\nBlow Me Down, Newfoundland\nThe village was named by a ship captain, which is fitting since it sounds like an old sea shanty.\nMore Info.\nSwastika, Ontario\nI'll just skip this one entirely.\nMore Info.\nFertile, Saskatchewan\nThe land of double bagging.\nMore Info.\nPain Court, Ontario\nThis place sounds kinda dangerous.\nMore Info.\nBig Beaver, Saskatchewan\nGiggity.\nMore Info.\nMayo, Quebec\nEeeeeeeew!\nMore Info.\nNottawa, Ontario\nIn case you weren't sure, it's NOT Ottawa.\nMore Info.\nSober Island, Nova Scotia\nI bet they party harder than anyone else.\nMore Info.\nCrotch Lake, Ontario\nFound by Mike Rotch. Speaking of which has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?\nMore Info.\nStoner, British Columbia\nOf course, it's located in B.C.\nMore Info.\nDildo, Newfoundland\nI hope they never change their name.\nMore Info.\nRadville, Saskatchewan\nThey split away from Dullsville long ago.\nMore Info.\nWawa, Ontario\nNamed after a baby who saw a dog passing by.\nMore Info.\nSalmon Arm, British Columbia\nThere must be some kind of nuclear power plant there if the fish have arms.\nMore Info.\nEyebrow, Saskatchewan\nThis town is on fleek.\nMore Info.\nLove, Saskatchewan\nEvery hotel room is a honeymoon suite.\nMore Info.\nHeart’s Desire, Newfoundland\nSo just to recap Newfoundland has Dildo, Blow Me Down, and Happy Adventure. Sounds like a party!\nMore Info.\nPunkeydoodles Corners, Ontario\nYankee Doodle's canadian cousin. Legend has it, it was named by the mayor who happened to be a cartoon squirrel.\nMore Info.\nKeg River, Alberta\nDon't swallow the water.\nMore Info.\nDead Man's Flats, Alberta\nYo ho ho and a bottle of rum.\nMore Info.\nCrapaud, Prince Edward Island\nIt used to be called Oh Crap, but that seemed too obvious.\nMore Info.\nLady Slipper, Prince Edward Island\nFormerly known as Man Shoe. Named after Fu Machu. Okay, not really.\nMore Info.\nAdd mtlblog on Snapchat.