Most people around the world will agree that Canadians sound funny. Of course, we don't notice it much. But since the rest of the planet seems to find so us so freaking adorable when we speak, I guess we must acknowledge it. But it's not just the accent that makes us unique. READ ALSO: 50 Commonly Used Quebec French Expressions Translated To English It's actually the words we use. We use words that aren't used anywhere else, words that don't sound real, words that we we pretty much invented. So, how well do you speak Canadian? Chesterfield: Sofa or couch Chinook: A warm wind in the Rocky Mountains Deke: To fake of feint Donair: Beef pita or wrap Double-Double: Coffee with two creams and two sugars Dart: Cigarette Eaves Troughs: Gutters Eh: Short for "Don't you agree?" Fuck The Dog: Being lazy or doing a job very slowly Fifty: Nickname for Labatt 50 Garburator: Garbage disposal Giv'n'r: Doing something well or enthusiastically Had The Biscuit: Dead or broken Homo Milk: Whole milk Housecoat: Bathrobe Hydro: Electricity Joe Job: Low paying job Keener: Bown-noser Kerfufle: A commotion Klick: Slang for kilometer Knapsack: Backpack Kraft Dinner: Mac & cheese or KD Loonie: One Canadian dollar Lumber Jack: Thick, plaid, flannel jacket Mickey: Pint of hard liquor McDicks: McDonald's Out For A Rip: Going out and "takener' easy" with your buds. Pencil Crayon: Colored pencils Pogey: Welfare Pop: Soft drink or soda Rink Rat: One who hangs out at a hockey rink Runners: Running shoes or sneakers Shinny: Unstructured game of hockey Timbits: Donut holes Timmies: Tim Hortons Toonie: Canadian 2 dollar coin Tuque: Winter hat or beanie Twenty Sixer: 750 ml beer bottle. Two Four: Case of 24 beers Washroom: Bathroom Zed: The letter "Z"
