Most people around the world will agree that Canadians sound funny.
Of course, we don't notice it much. But since the rest of the planet seems to find so us so freaking adorable when we speak, I guess we must acknowledge it.
But it's not just the accent that makes us unique.
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It's actually the words we use.
We use words that aren't used anywhere else, words that don't sound real, words that we we pretty much invented.
So, how well do you speak Canadian?
Chesterfield: Sofa or couch
Chinook: A warm wind in the Rocky Mountains
Deke: To fake of feint
Donair: Beef pita or wrap
Double-Double: Coffee with two creams and two sugars
Dart: Cigarette
Eaves Troughs: Gutters
Eh: Short for "Don't you agree?"
Fuck The Dog: Being lazy or doing a job very slowly
Fifty: Nickname for Labatt 50
Garburator: Garbage disposal
Giv'n'r: Doing something well or enthusiastically
Had The Biscuit: Dead or broken
Homo Milk: Whole milk
Housecoat: Bathrobe
Hydro: Electricity
Joe Job: Low paying job
Keener: Bown-noser
Kerfufle: A commotion
Klick: Slang for kilometer
Knapsack: Backpack
Kraft Dinner: Mac & cheese or KD
Loonie: One Canadian dollar
Lumber Jack: Thick, plaid, flannel jacket
Mickey: Pint of hard liquor
McDicks: McDonald's
Pencil Crayon: Colored pencils
Pogey: Welfare
Pop: Soft drink or soda
Rink Rat: One who hangs out at a hockey rink
Runners: Running shoes or sneakers
Shinny: Unstructured game of hockey
Timbits: Donut holes
Timmies: Tim Hortons
Toonie: Canadian 2 dollar coin
Tuque: Winter hat or beanie
Twenty Sixer: 750 ml beer bottle.
Two Four: Case of 24 beers
Washroom: Bathroom
Zed: The letter "Z"
