Growing old sucks, everyone knows it. It's starts slowly at first, when you realize you're too tired to go out on weekdays, which turns into being too tired to go out weekends. And that's just the start, you then begin to lose touch with your friends after you all start getting married, and having kids, and just like that, you're not cool anymore (but you were never really cool).

Then comes divorce, and you realize you don't look good naked anymore, so you give up and start eating whatever the hell you want. But you still want to have sex, so you embarrass yourself in an attempt to use online dating websites, and eventually require adult diapers. Sound shitty yet?

Well here are some more fun facts about aging:

  1. Death is the number one killer in the world.

  2. Life is sexually transmitted.

  3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.

  4. Give a person a fish and you'll feed them for a day. Give a person an iPad and they'll leave you alone for weeks.

  5. Take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

  6. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird we take Zoloft to make it seem normal.

  7. Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Yeah one thing's for sure, the Old Grey mare she ain't what she used to be

Source: Sent in from a fan on Facebook.

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