Poutine is a magical dish, and it only requires 3 ingredients.\nSo it's amazing to see how badly Americans can screw up such a simple recipe.\nREAD ALSO: 9 Poutine Spots In Montreal You Wish You'd Known About Sooner\nIt's really not that complicated to make, and yet chefs, food bloggers and random restaurants in America keep creating these poutine monstosities.\nAnd they need to be stopped!\nVia\nstarchefs\n1. The Oxtail Grated Cheese Poutine\nLocation:\nLos Angeles\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nThis "Oxtail Poutine" has 30 ingredients instead of 3. These include, red wine, carrots, onions, celery root and cream. Plus, the cheese is listed as "Extra sharp Cheddar, grated".\nSource\nVia Yelp\n2. The Greek Poutine\nLocation:\nSan Francisco\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nThis "Greek style" poutine is topped with Feta, which is literally the cheese that melts in the weirdest way possible. Oh, and forget about about gravy, have some of this mystery pink sauce instead.\nSource\nVia\nnmgastronome\n3. The Abomination\nLocation:\nAlbuquerque\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nWhere do I start? First off, they topped this with tomatoes and white sauce, and as if that wasn't bad enough, it has something called "pork green chili gravy", and cilantro crema.\nSource\nVia aeb\n4. The Breakfast Poutine\nLocation:\nSomewhere sad in America\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nThe American Egg Board decided to invent this breakfast poutine to encourage Americans to eat more eggs. I assume the plan backfired horribly because this poutine is made up of scrambled eggs, so there no yolk (which is the whole point of a breakfast poutine), pepper cream gravy, and orange cheese cubes. Yum!\nSource\nVia\ndatesbykate\n5. The Poutine Fondue\nLocation:\nPortland, and possibly Hell.\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nThey tried to make it fancier by putting it in that shiny serving dish but it still look more like a gravy fondue than a poutine.\nSource\n6. The All-American Poutine\nLocation:\nWisconsin:\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nJust read the description.\nSource\n7. The WTF!\nLocation:\nSeattle\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nThis is what you get in America when you ask for cheese, fries and gravy. Seriously what's with all these white cream based gravies in America?\nSource\nVia\nyelp\n8. The Cube Poutine\nLocation:\nNashua\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nJust looks at those cheese cubes in all their geometrical glory.\nSource\nBONUS: Americans aren't the only ones who ruin poutine, Vancouver is guilty as well.\nVia\npoutinechronicles\n9. The Canadian Disaster\nLocation:\nVancouver Island\nWhat Makes It So Horrible:\nJust look at it. It's an abomination, and it needs to be cleansed with fire.