Photo cred - Serge Andres

It may be the first week of spring, but you would never be able to tell if you've been outside at all. Winter this year just won't quit breaking our balls and making our lives miserable when all we want is to sip sangria on a sunny terasse already.

The good news is that Montreal will at least warm up for a few days this week, but only starting tomorrow. Today, though, it's still freezing as fvck. It's so cold in fact, that one person, as a way to get people to keep the door closed, equated it to their ex's heart.

For anyone who's been through a bad breakup before, you will probably agree there really is no better reason to keep the door closed, but to publicly denounce your ex's emotional capacity to emphasize the frigid temperatures, well that's just cold, man.

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