A member of the Montreal police force was kind enough to leave his mark in a downtown alley this week. Louis Bands spotted the police opisser (get it?) and posted the picture on this Facebook page. The cop was no doubt in the middle of a time sensitive police operation and decided not to waste any time finding a public bathroom to relieve himself and instead got it over with and went right back to the "investigation" ... I assume.\nThis raises a bigger issue, the fact that there's nowhere to pee downtown. If you're driving and you "have to go", you would literally have to circle the block for 15-20 minutes (if you're lucky) until you find a parking spot, pay for 15 minutes of parking which roughly costs $73 downtown. Then you have to find business that will let you use their bathroom without buying anything. Or you can pull over on the side of the road and pee in an alley, the choice is pretty obvious.\nSo the next time you're walking downtown and you smell piss and you think to yourself: "must've been a homeless guy." Think again, it might just be a police officer unleashing a mighty stream of justice.