Screw Kris Kringle, Yankee Swap, Bad Santa, or whatever other lame gift giving exchange your office/group of friends are doing. Take a note from Redditors, who always do it best.\nIn a Secret Santa exchange including over 120, 000 people, redditors crespokid got sickgnasty's name, and the gift he prepared was beyond epic. Check out the play by play photo documentation for inspiration on your next Secret Santa gift.\nIt all begins with an unassuming cardboard box\nAnd out pops a plush doll shark!\nWith an old school Grumpy Cat Santa card...instructions inside\nLooks like we're gonna have to play operation on this shark. Sorry, guy.\nHere are some drugs. Nighty night.\nNow, to get stabbin'\nWhat's this? There was an alligator inside that shark!\nMore stiches = more murder. It's all in the name of Christmas, so it's okay\nC-section rat birth out of an alligator. This is already an Xmas miracle\nOne more carcass to cut through. Fingers crossed this is the last one\nFinally a psuedo-birth that makes some sense. With the real gift attached!\nA Pen and Ink sketch pen!\nAnd all these cute animals died for it. #WorthIt\nSource - reddit\nBest Secret Santa exchange ever? Cruel punishment of plush dolls everywhere? Tell us so in the comments below!