When I was growing up, there was very little porn at our disposal.

You either had to buy a magazine, rent a movie (in person, and you actually had to talk to another human being) or you had to have a very active imagination.

But these days it's everywhere, and a whole generation of teens are getting their sex education from porn movies.

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But porn and reality are very different.

In the porn world, people never have to pay for pizza with actual money, everyone is always down for anal and pubic hair doesn't exist.

There are many other hilarious differences, which is why some redditors decided to list them out in a thread appropriately named: What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn

Here's what they came up with:

1. Wet Spots

"The wet spot on the sheets. Why is it always on my side of the bed? I swear we could have sex on the washing machine and when I get into bed there will be a wet spot on my side." - tank3467


2. Apologizing

In Canada we need that to finish. - RunningUpThtHill

"Ohh...ohhhhh...OHH...OHHH I'M SORRY BABY. I'M SORRYYY!"

"I'M SORRY TOO! I'M SORRRYYYY!"

(Come to think of it, as a Canadian guy, this is one of the few situations where I never apologise)  -Pelvis-


3. The Small Talk

"You wanna change positions?"

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