Okay, so I'm all for trying to be original when it comes to naming your kids. It's your kid, it's your choice. HOWEVER, there is a line between what is cool and what is just straight up weird.

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The Journal Metro recently released a list of some of the popular baby names in Quebec from 2017 and let me tell you some of them seem too weird to be true. They've been organized into different categories like nature-inspired and movie-inspired so you can see where I'm going with these. 

The kids who got stuck with these names are definitely going to be embarrassed during attendance at school and will probably adopt nicknames that they force everyone to call them.

Nothing can beat that time that some parents in New Zealand named their kid "Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii" and then lost custody. Now that's an example for the books. I'm not saying that these names are on that level, just some of them are ridiculous and silly, and I feel bad for them is all.

Names Inspired By Nature

Amie-Loup

Alice Coco

River

Uteimenaniss-April

Sabrina-Snow

Ruby-Jade

Marry-Lune // Marie-Fleur // Marie-Ciel // Marie-Blanche // Marie des anges

Ariel-Star

Serena Fleur

Sequoia Perle

Sarah-Loup

Perle rose

Myrtille

Lion

Triton

Phenix

Ravin

I don't even know where to start when trying to figure out how to pronounce "Uteimenaniss-April". And Sabrina Snow just sounds like some kid superhero. 

Precious Names

Princesse Amalia

Queen // Queen Providence

Royalty

Richesse

Precieuse-Ivonne

Heavenly

Splandyd

Merveille

Loveley Jewel

Saphir

Jade

Queen Providence?? Really? What kind of life are you trying to set your child up for here? At least you could probably nickname here Queenie or something. Imagine being a 5-year-old named Queen Providence. Attendance is sure going to be embarrassing for that kid.

Seasonal Names

Zahriyaah-Summer

Shai-Summer

Summer-Chloé

Storm

Soleil

Wednesday

Hiver

Sunlight

May-Sun

Weirdly Spelled Names

Vyctoria

Sofya-Roze // Sofiyah

Symone

Sthephanie

Ilyzabeth

Clhoey

Hannabelle

Flaurance

Louceann

Khrisabeth

Zakharie // Zakariya // Zakkary

Willhiam // Wyliam // Will-Lyam

Djaykob

Jaysun

Dmitriy

Elioth

Feliks

Khriz

Leonart

Loyck

Yzak // Yzaak // Yzaack

Khevin

Eryk

Alekcy // Aleksey

Some of these just read as sounds, not names. And yeah, these kids can just give up now on the dream of ever having their names spelled right. You've just condemned them to a life of correcting people. Stop inventing new ways to write names!

Brand Names

Tesla

Sephora-Océane

Tahari

Dior

Levis

Simons

Aldo

Navy

Rockland

Raid

Albi

WHO THE HELL CALLS THEIR KID TESLA?!

Movie And TV-Inspired Names

Hermione

Harley-Quinn

Khalessi // Khaleesi

Djazz

Legolas

Nemo

Forrest

Archie

Archer

Flavien

Achilles

Celebrity Names

Usher

Snowden

Plume

Santana

Nadal

Corneille

Bowie

Dali

Jagger

Nelly

Jay-C

Though it may seem cool at first, calling your kid Usher is just weird. And Jagger? And Nelly? They aren't going to be famous just because you name them after someone who is.

Hyphenated Names

Rosa-Rose

Rose-a-lyne

Suzie-Jérôme

Anajade

Britney Irish

Oceange

Kevin-Kale

Mike Mozart

Jed-Eric

Zac-Harry

Milo-Everest

Names That Are Quebec AF

Caline

Elisabeth Québec

Sain-Andrew

Some Fun Little Extras

Prunelle

Qatar

Keysie Pitshounette

Coeurina

Kash

MC Zachary

Khush

Viateur

Sherif

Link

Thabite

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