Just reading that headline and you have to admit that if a Pokémon GO ban were to happen anywhere in the world, it would definitely be in Montreal.\nThat's because we love to freak out about things in Montreal.\nWe choose the "topic of the week" and we lose our collective minds.\nWe try to pass a bunch of new laws and we act as if nothing else in the world matters. Then a couple of weeks later, nobody gives a shit anymore and we move on to the next topic.\nYou Can Now Get Paid $20 An Hour To Drive Pokémon GO Players Around Montreal\nDon't believe me?\nRemember the student protests? For awhile it was the only thing that mattered. Society practically came to a standstill, people wanted to draft new laws to make education free, and you couldn't go anywhere without seeing red squares.\nThen a cop pepper sprayed a girl, some students trashed a school, people were up in arms to draft new laws to regulate protests and police intervention...\nAnd we haven't heard about it since.\nPokémon Go Is Taking Over Everyone’s Lives In Canada\nSame thing happened with pit bulls.\nSomeone gets attacked and the immediate reaction is to ban all pit bulls.\nWe all started yelling, different cities started banning pit bulls...\nAnd we haven't heard about it since.\nFrench Canadian Versions Of Pokémon Names\nOh, and remember the caleches?\nI've never seen Montreal collectively agree on an issue more than that of banning caleches. Pretty much the only people against it, were the caleche drivers.\nSo once again, we protested, and we banned caleches. Then 2 weeks later they lifted the ban...\nand we haven't heard about it since.\nQuebec Man Is First Person In Canada To Crash Car And Injure People While Playing Pokémon GO\nStarting to see a pattern yet?\nNow it seems like the only thing that matters in the world is Pokémon GO.\nAnd earlier this week someone crashed into a cop car and sent both officers to the hospital. The driver was distracted because he was chasing a Pokémon in a parking lot.\nREAD ALSO:\n12 Hidden Montreal Spots You Can Bring A Date To Catch Rare Pokémon \t7 Montreal STM Bus Lines Where You Can Catch The Most Rare Pokémon \tPokémon GO Is Uniting Montrealers Like Nothing Else Ever Has. Yes, EVER! \tHi! I’m 26, From Montreal, Canada And I’m Already Addicted To Pokémon GO \tI Patiently Waited To Download The Official Pokémon GO App In Canada And Now I Regret It\nAnd it's not just happening here. People all over the world are walking blindly into traffic and it's only a matter of time before we have the world's first Pokémon GO related death.\nThat's pretty much all it would take for the game to be banned here.\n12 Hidden Montreal Spots You Can Bring A Date To Catch Rare Pokémon\nThat combined with the fact that our city loves to ban all the things people love. Remember Uber? Only took a couple of taxi protests for the city tried to get rid of one of the best things to happen to Montreal in years.\nSo we'll probably rally in the streets, get the game banned, then we'll never hear about it again.\nJust like Uber, pit bulls, caleches and red squares.\nAnd to anyone who says a Pokémon GO can't be banned, because that would be crazy, I say:\nYou underestimate how crazy Montreal is.\nMUST-HAVE Pokémon GO iPhone and Android battery packs!!!\nAdd mtlblog on Snapchat.