Craiglist is well-known as a site where you can buy and sell all sorts of products, look for jobs, and rent or lease apartments. It's even more known for user solicitations for a variety of bizarre services, from the sexual to the downright sad.\nIt took me exactly 0 seconds to find the first weird ad when I opened up Craigslist this morning. In fact, the first ads that popped up were by men and women (mostly men) seeking sexual favours.\nI've compiled a list of some funny, creepy or downright weird ads from Craiglist Montreal below.\nNote that these ads are subject to change or removal at any time.\nREAD ALSO: It's Official, Minimum Wage Is Going Up In Quebec Tomorrow\nWork As A "Sexy Cleaning Lady"\nHonestly, this seems like a bad deal because the man is offering $60 an hour, which is less than some professional cleaning services charge. Though, if you're getting really desperate for a summer job, it's nice to know that there are options.\nLink to ad.\nEat Soup With A Lonely Dude\nIn the ad's words, "I'm currently making soup. I'm just preparing it right now, so I don't know yet if it'll be any good. It's a vegetable Soup ... I'll get back to you and if the soup tastes any good, I'll follow up with my address and details. Otherwise, I'll just thank you for your time."\nLink to ad.\nBuy Like 25 Remote Controls\nI don't know who wants or needs this many remote controls, but I do know you can buy 25 remote controls for $100. "All are used, but in working condition."\nKijiji\nLink to ad.\nThis Gloryhole Ad, Which Is Mainly Abbreviations I Don't Understand\nI think he's soliciting services but I'm not sure. The whole thing is very confusing. All I know is that it apparently involves a gloryhole at an undisclosed location.\nLink to ad.\nGet Paid To Be A "VIP host for Bachelor Parties"\nGet paid $50 an hour to show American tourists around Montreal. No French is required. According to the ad, "we plan the craziest and best bachelor parties that Montreal has to offer. We set it up, you make sure it all goes as planned." They go on to say that your salary would be "$250-350 per weekend plus tips (Rich Americans)."\nApplicants must have an "ability to put yourself into awkward/uncomfortable situations."\nLink to ad.\nSomeone Is Looking For An Unshowered Man\nIf you don't shower, women will be all over you! Trust me.\n"No shaved or trimmed guys."\nLink to ad.\nSomeone Thinks Their Romantic Life Is Sitcom-Worthy\nThe ad states, "I am looking for a writing partner to help me write a screenplay for a web series loosely based on my love life. The shit that happens to me is fucking ridiculous and it needs to be immortalized." Buddy, we all feel that way.\nLink to ad.\nCraigslist Is Apparently The Place To Find Lawyers\nThis dude is looking for a lawyer, and he's taking to Craigslist to do it. The best part? He links to an article about himself in the "more info" section.\nMore info.\nThis Man Wants To Pay You $400 To Hit Him With A Paddle\nYes, it's exactly what you think it is. "(no safe word)."\nLink to ad.\nPerson Seeking "Lipstick Fetish Play"\nJust when you thought you'd seen it all. As they say in Letterkenny, "different strokes for different folks."\nLink to ad.\nOld Man Seeks Young "Kinky" Girl\nI really do wonder how many people answer these ads. "Older white nice man, excel shape, seeks kinky convivial girl 19+"\nMore info.\nThere you have it! You can of course waste some time browsing Craigslist yourself for some wild and crazy ads. Lord knows there's enough content on there to keep you occupied for hours.