Breakups are never easy. Recovering from a breakup is even harder. You'll be surprised with some mad shit girls do to forget their exes. You know how guys like to say that their ex was crazy? Well, the truth is, all girls are crazy. There isn't one normal girl out there. Not even one. Even if she seems calm and reasonable, she's probably just not too comfortable around you yet. Basically, any girl in the world is a crazy ex-girlfriend at some point in her life. So here are ten insane things girls do after a breakup.\n1. Block our ex on social media, but still stalk him\nWe block our ex on every possible social media because we want to prove to him how much we don't give a fvck. But we're still kind of obsessed with him, so we're on his page every day like, "He just updated his profile photo to pick up bitches, what an asshole."\n2. Eat unreasonable amounts of junk food\nWe feel really shitty on the inside, so we stuff delicious and beautiful things into our mouths hoping that it would fix us. Cupcakes, poutine, potato chips and ice cream make us feel loved. We hate ourselves afterwards though. Ugh...\n3. Get drunk\nDuh! Not just drunk - we get REALLY drunk. Total blackout mode.\n4. Hook up with dudes we're not even into\nWe want to feel desirable and boost our own confidence, so we hook up with random dudes. In some cases, we don't even like them... we just like the attention.\n5. Get into a rebound relationship\nWe want to jump right back into that comfort zone we've gotten used to. The first guy who seems more or less decent is our victim and we're sorry because we know it won't work out.\n6. Stop shaving\nSo bad, yet so good. This is actually a huge relief. #tmi\n7. Harass our plan B guy\nThat one guy who we always come back to after a break up will feel a little overwhelmed with our attention. We'll bombard him with text messages, like "Hey, what's up? Been a while! I miss you."\n8. Stalk the shit out of his new girlfriend\nThat moment when we find out that he found someone new... WTF? How dare he move on? After a minor nervous breakdown, we conduct a full background check of the new chick on Facebook and Instagram. If her profile is private, we ask our girlfriends to add her. We also ask our friends things like, "Do you think she's hotter than me?" and the answer is always, "You're SO much hotter than her."\n9. Cut our hair\nWe do weird things with our hair after a breakup. It's like a "new life, new me" type of thing. We cut our bangs, dye our hair a different color and immediately regret our decision and hate the new look. Oh well, it's just hair, it will grow back, right? Right???\n10. Tell everyone how our ex was a loser\nNot only our ex was a major loser, he also sucked in bed, apparently. We literally don't know why we've dated him for so long but we're also still in love with him though.