As we reported earlier today, the lists of Canada's top 200 baby names for both boys and girls were released today and the results are honestly surprising. While boys' names saw a return to old classics, baby girl names continue to get funkier with spelling.\nAll of the names below were taken from the top names of 2018 and I, of course, do not actually think any of these names are "stupid," nor are any parents that used any of the names below. This article is simply meant to give you a chuckle and if it doesn't... then I'm sorry your parents named you Zayn.\nJust kidding!\nREAD ALSO: A Complete List Of The Best Boxing Day Deals In Canada For 2018\nTL;DR The year's top baby names in Canada were released today and some of them are totally hilarious... while others make you wonder if the kid is going to make it out of middle school alive.\nOn the boys side...\nZayn\nJust cause you picked the funkiest name from the One Direction boys...\nDoes not save you from the fact that you still named your kid after one of the One Direction boys.\nKayden, Jayden or Zayden\nWhat is going on here!?\nWhy the excessive and frivolous use of the letter "y"?!\nXavier\nView this post on Instagram Just recieved my package today and i just got enrolled #xmen #trainee #xforce #xavierinstituteforhigherlearning #xavierschoolforgiftedyoungsters #mutants #marvel #westchester #wadewilson #omega #professorx #charlesxavier #uncannyxmen #mutatismutandis #cerebro #hankmccoy #scottsummers #jeangrey #albusdumbledore #gellertgrindelwald #stanlee #jackkirby #eriklensherr #negasonicteenagewarhead #colossus #hogwarts #emmafrost #kittypryde #ryanreynolds #mudbloods A post shared by Mister Sinister (@bornsinner_1296) on Dec 17, 2018 at 12:40pm PST\nWhat is he going to do?\nDevelop telepathic powers at the age of nine and go on to found the world's only school for mutant children!?\nRyder\nView this post on Instagram Get ready 10 days until Christmas✨ #flynnrider #tangled #rapunzel #disneyholidays A post shared by Flynn Rider (@_flynn_rider_) on Dec 15, 2018 at 12:25pm PST\nOf all the Disney characters, this is the one you choose to name your kid after?\nWeston\nView this post on Instagram Slip into something more comfortable at our Heavenly Spa. #FeelWell @heavenlyspa_ahc @westindubaiahc (📷: @bettyb0oo) A post shared by Westin Hotels & Resorts (@westin) on May 2, 2018 at 8:27am PDT\nYou mean like the hotel?\nEaston\nYep, if west isn't really the direction for you, if you're truly cutting edge and different then go with Easton instead of Weston!\nBrilliant.\nMaverick\nView this post on Instagram 🎈My Baby is 4 ! 🐾 #HappyBirthdayMaverickMoo A post shared by niccmcdowell (@niccmcdowell) on Apr 4, 2018 at 7:26am PDT\nThis is a dog's name.\nSeriously. That is literally picture of my cousins dog... and his name is Maverick.\nThis name would also suit a cowboy, maybe?\nRyker\nView this post on Instagram Follow & Like for more facts👌 #airplane #crash #rikersisland A post shared by FactSlides (@factslidesfeed) on Jun 7, 2018 at 11:58am PDT\nIsn't this an island in New York that is entirely prison? Like Alcatraz but smaller?!\nI feel like if you name your kid this you're essentially opening them up to people's presumption that the name has something to do with where they were conceived.... so.... ya. Choices.\nDeclan\nThis is the kind of name that just sets your kid up for a life of country music and Pabst.\nNot that there's anything wrong with Pabst...\nAnd now for the girls...\nLil, Emy, Noa\nView this post on Instagram Wishing a happy birthday to the one-of-a-kind Kath Soucie, the iconic voice to both Phil and Lil on @officialrugrats! 🎉 We’re celebrating with their first scene and behind-the-scenes art of the DeVille duo 👶🏽🎂👶🏽 A post shared by Nickelodeon Animation (@nickanimation) on Feb 20, 2018 at 2:39pm PST\nSo apparently the choice with baby girl names this year was: be super unique and just... drop a letter from an already existing name.\nHow you going to call your daughter just Lil?\nKia, Tia, Nia\nView this post on Instagram 🚨🚨NEW ARRIVALS!!! 🚨🚨 #newarrivals #toyota #lexus #scion #kia #ford #FloweryBranch #LakeLanier #Eatonton #LakeOconee #nodealerfees🚫 #showmethecarfax🦊 #georgiaautogroup A post shared by Georgia AutoGroup (@georgiaautogroup) on Dec 19, 2018 at 2:31pm PST\nAgain, what is going on here?!\nAre you actually going to let your daughter go through her life being compared to a car?\nI can hear the bullying now... jokes about mileage, etc.\nOri\nThis speaks for itself.\nEna, Aya, Eli\nView this post on Instagram Listen Closely to What I Have To Say!!! #FirstWords #WordsOfWisdom A post shared by Abella Lili Valdes (@abellavaldes) on Dec 16, 2018 at 8:14am PST\nSo... these names are just sounds. Like, you know your child will grow up and develop a fully functioning vocabulary, right?\nYou don't need to pick something they can pronounce from birth.\nSia\n@siamusicembedded via\nThe three letter thing really had its moment in 2018...\nZara\nVia Photo 43126901 © Tktktk - Dreamstime.com\nWhile I'm a fan of fashion on a budget, I would be wary of associating my child with the fast-fashion brand that is constantly in the headlines.\nPlus, people are really going to take advantage of this come Christmas and birthday season.\nLuna, Sky, Isla\nIt's pretty obvious to me that Luna made it onto the list because of Chrissy Teigen's daughter.\nSo I don't actually think this name is stupid, more that it's funny to see it on the list after sooooo many people couldn't help but name their kid after a celeb child. She is crazy cute, though.\nBut celestial and geographic names seem to be a larger trend, too.\nNext we're going to see girls named Volcano and Sea. Soil. Cloud. Why stop at Isla when you can go all out and name your daughter Archipelago?\nAnd I'm sure there are already kids with the name Ocean living in Portland somewhere.