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Frustrated Husband Emails Wife With All The Excuses And Dates She Has Turned Him Down For Sex

The down side of being married has never been so brutal.
Frustrated Husband Emails Wife With All The Excuses And Dates She Has Turned Him Down For Sex

A very surprised Reddit user throwwwwaway29's husband apparently is sick and tired with the lack of sex she has been providing him over the last month.

In a hilarious twist, she received and email from him which contained a very detailed Microsoft Excel spreadsheet where he documented each and every time she has refused or denied him sex as well as the excuse she gave him.

She goes on to explain:

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 "attempts" on his part.

The moral of the story is if you married someone it is not for the amount of sex you are to be getting out of them. The level of frustration the husband is currently feeling is a tad understandable but documenting it and using it as a way to finally "get some" is most likely not the best way to achieve it.

Still think getting married is a good idea?

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