Yesterday James Franco, actor (and apparently writer) came to Montreal for a book signing as part of his new novel Actors Ananymous
I know what you're thinking. Yes, you were in the exact same city as James Franco, and yes, given proper preparations you could finally have kidnapped him as your husband-love slave.
I, and the rest of Montreal, are right there with you.
Naturally, the Twitter-sphere blew up with MTL-Francomania. There were a lot of dumb bitches (male and female) spouting silliness like "Franco was in Montreal and I didn't know :(" who I have no sympathy for. Get informed.
Then there these gems. Read on, laugh, and even grow jealous knowing some actually saw the Franco in person.
A 'little' enthusiasm, to get things started
— Harooold❤️20❤️ (@saharjaleel) February 6, 2014.
Truly, I asked myself the same question.
I hope this is a lie. That way I won't have to be insanely jealous she touched the Franco's chest
— Tyler Franz (@FaceCardFranz) February 6, 2014
What is, life?
JAMES FRANCO IS IN MONTREAL AND I AM NOT RIDING HIM? WHAT IS LIFE — Mojo Jojo (@Shylaamane) February 7, 2014
When a crazy person has a will, a crazy person will find a way. I'm talking about myself, of course.
WHAT . WHAT JAMES FRANCO WAS IN MONTREAL AND I DIDNT KNOW?! HOW WILL WE GET ENGAGED IF WE NEVER MEET — isabo leblanc (@isaboLeb) February 7, 2014
The utter realness of this tweet. She is a true Franco-phile.
GOOD LORD THERE IS HOPE YET. Unless 'strait' is means something else here.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER
— Hala Al Mufleh (@HalaAlMufleh) February 7, 2014
The ONE guy there, and he got the best pic. Seriously, that's friggin adorable.
— Dean Evangeliou (@deanevangeliou) February 7, 2014
Parting words from the man himself.
— James Franco (@JamesFrancoTV) February 7, 2014