There's no better way for me to feel old and out of touch then when I hear about the latest "fashion trends". Apparently glitter is a thing now, and I'm not talking about the subtle glitter girls used to put on their faces.
This trend involves spaying your ass with hair gel and dumping glitter all over it. Or if you don't have anyone there to assist you, I'm assuming you just pour the glitter on the floor and plop your ass down on top of it.
The point of this is apparently to mimic the way sand sticks to girls' butts on the beach. What an amazing world we live in.