Tonight will be a historical night in the United States and I'm sure you're just a sick and tired as I am.
That's why I figured I should talk about something else. Something that matters. Something the people actually care about.
Yup, it's celebrities.
Did you know that many of our most beloved celebrities are actually endorsing trump?
It's time to figure out who to blame and who to shun if Trump actually wins.
"Whoever can do the job, gets the job ... I like Trump"
"I think he's fantastic. I love him. I think he'd make a great president. He's not a politician, and he doesn't care what anybody thinks"
Guess I can't listen to KISS anymore.
“What you see is what you get. He has no filter... I knew him before Celebrity Apprentice, privately in clubs and in social situations. He’s the same guy."
"I’m saying I like this guy"
"...If Trump will hv me I'd be his VP in a heartbeat! #TrumpSheen16."
Yeah, the Duck Dynasty guy.
"I love Trump. How can you not love Trump?"
"OK so, I think I'm ready to admit that I'm going to vote for Donald Trump"
Of course...and Gary knows a lot about being sharp.
"He's a great guy. He's sharp. He's fast. He can change the country after the last eight years"
"I only want @realDonaldTrump to win so to smite some of my enemies, kill the politically correct, and basically make America great again!"
"Of course I'm going to vote for Donald Trump"
"This may be what the country needs"
"I’m not apologizing, I’m not changing ... Donald Trump is that guy"
"One thing you know about me is, good or bad, I will always tell it like it is. This guy is the Real Deal, and will Make America Great Again"
"I want to be Trump's running mate."
“I love Donald, and he would make a great president"
"If I were to vote tomorrow, I'd probably vote for Trump"
Ivana, not Ivanka.
"I think he's going to win"
The girl from Clueless?
"We are moving in, Mr. Trump... If you need anyone to take out the squatters, got your back, Bronx style. #Trump2016"
So Hulk Hogan AND the Incredible Hulk? That's some strong support.
"I wish Donald the best. He's a fabulous guy"
“John Wayne would be very proud of you right now, I think."
"Donald Trump should be given the Medal of Freedom"
“He speaks like I speak, he communicates with people very well ... We need somebody to relentlessly, relentlessly attack Hillary. It’s the only way we’re going to win. I’m trying to be a classy guy, but to win elections nowadays, the Democrats and liberals attack viciously”
"We don't need another politician, we need a businessman like Mr. Trump! Trump 2016"
"HELLO BOYS! this is my formal endorsement of @realDonaldTrump & I'm a woman!"
“Does America want to have a president who FOLLOWS or someone who leads? I vote For @realdonaldtrump”
"I'd have to go for Trump""