Yesterday, one of my co-workers was reading an article about period jokes from Buzzfeed, and they were laughing so hard, that I simply had to find out if there was an equivalent article for guys. 

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And since I couldn't find one, I decided to put it together myself. 

Here are 18 Dick Jokes that are just really fucking funny

1. The Three Little Dicks

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? from Jokes

2. The Terrible Pun

Via memecenter

3. Get it?


4. The Dick Tattoo


5. The Dick Pic


6. The Bro Job

Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help. from Jokes

7. The Gay Horse

What do gay horses eat? from Jokes

8. Scumbag Brain


9. The Metaphore 

I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee from Jokes

10. The Dirty Grandma

The other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's dick. from Jokes

11. The Disappointment


12. The Blind Girl

Got a handjob from a blind girl last night from Jokes

13. The Sweatpants


14. The Green Balls

You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, so what do you have? from Jokes

15. The Pickup Line


16. The Nickname

My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick from Jokes

17. The Oldest Joke


18. The Obsession

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