PSA: Montreal women are the best. I mean, obviously everyone has their own personality traits, and not everything is true for everyone - but on the whole, we're pretty great.
Does that mean you should date us? I mean, if you want to have the best time ever, sure. But if you don't, that's cool too. Here are some reasons why you might not want to date a woman from Montreal, as untrue as they are.
1. TBH, Montreal women are just straight-up closed minded.
I mean, can you blame us when our city is so conservative?
2. And honestly, we just don't know how to have fun.
There's absolutely nothing fun to do in the city, anyway.
3. Hope you don't want to do anything ever. Montreal women are real homebodies.
On the off chance that there is something in Montreal, we're super not down to actually go and live it.
5. And sometimes, we just take ourselves too seriously.
Can't help that we're the best, TBH.
6. Honestly, we're kind of a boring bunch.
Super devoid of all passion, if I'm being honest.
7. And those of us who do like having fun are just way too wild.
Clubbing is basically the only fun activity in the city, anyway.
8. Don't try to impress us with small things. It's high class all the way for us.
What do you expect when we're from a city where everything is way, way too overpriced.
9. We just can't adapt to anything.
It's got to be our way or the highway, TBH.
10. Honestly, we need to be pampered at all times.
It's not a good time unless the attention is on us, honestly.
11. And honestly, we're just kind of shallow.
Important causes? Mmm, nope, not for us.