For the last few days the news has been dominated by Quebec's now infamous face veil ban.
This week, Quebec voted on Bill 62 which bans people from using public transportation while their faces are covered.
But let's be honest when it comes to things that should be banned from the STM, are veils really something you would include?
I'm sure that if you think about it for a minute, you'll find there are a ton of things things that should be banned from the STM bus and metro:
1. People Who Don't Shower
I can actually see the cartoon stink lines coming off you.
2. People Who Take Up Two Seats
You backpack looks really comfortable there.
3. People Who Make Eye Contact
Other humans?! AAAAAH! Looks like I'm getting off at the next stop and walking the rest of the way.
4. Bus Drivers Who Sing
No one is that happy at 6:00 am, he must be drunk.
Especially the ones who ask non-stop questions to their parents.
6. People Who Listen To Music Too Loud
Seriously, what's the point of having earphones?
7. People Who Stand In Front Of The Door When You're Trying To Get Out
Move. The Fuck. Back.
8. People Who Eat On the Bus
Can you seriously not wait 5 minutes? (Even worse, the people who leave their trash on the bus once they're done eating)
9. People Who Do This:
10. People Who Invade Your Personal Bubble
Did your leg seriously just graze mine? My honor will be avenged.
11. People With McDonald's
Dammit now I want McDonald's!