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21 Worst Decisions You Can Make In Montreal

Not even once.

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We all make mistakes in life.  We're only human after all. Sometimes these mistakes are harmless and don't cost us a thing, while others are true fml moments that truly have us scratching our heads while we wonder how in the world we could could be so dumb, in turn forcing us to find the closest available hard surface to kick (often a mistake in itself). Yes, making bad decisions is unfortunately rather inevitable, but based on personal experience, here are the absolute 21 Worst Decisions You Can Make In Montreal that you should avoid making as a sort of warning to hopefully relieve you from some serious rage and/or discomfort.

1. Get $2 chow mein anytime before 3am

Reserved for late-night drunchies only people.

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Photo cred - @antbloch

2. Stay out Downtown past 3am without a plan to get home.

Trying to get a cab at closing time is a real shit-show.

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Photo cred -  octaynor


3. Not moving your car before the snowplow comes

Because this.

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Photo cred - Hairspray Queen


4. Wait until the lights go on in the club to leave

The light at the end is not your friend, friend.

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Photo cred - Jazmin Million


5. Take the metro after a big event at Parc Jean-Drapeau

Big ol' clusterfvck everytime.

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 Photo cred - SRShearer


6. Not pay attention to the condition of Montreal streets

This is what can happen.

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Photo cred - Nancy F photos


7. Miss the last bus/metro home

FML.

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Photo cred - zjemily


8. Navigate the downtown core during Frosh

If only you could run just one of them over, as like a warning to the others.

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Photo cred - Synden Hope-Johnston


9. Leave the house without your gloves/scarf/tuque/coat etc. in winter

It doesn't matter how hard you think are, winter wins. Everytime.

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Photo cred -  Doundounba


10. Not walking on the salted sidewalk

Living dangerously hurts sometimes.

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Photo cred - QUΔΠ ΠGUΨΣΠ


11. Talk to those conspiracy theorists/political activists you see on street corners

Bet you didn't know Obama is related to Osama.

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Photo cred - Ze Laurent


12. Live at the top of the hill

At least you never miss a leg day, right?

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Photo cred - caribb


13. Eat $2 chow mein after 4am

There's a very small window (pun!) of time for eating $2 chow mein.

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Photo cred - @ohlight


14. Use the Guy-Concordia metro station when you don't absolutely have to

So this is what hell looks and feels like.

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Photo cred - rwatuny


15. Cheer for Toronto/Boston at the Bell Centre

Yup. Horrible decision.

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Photo cred - Newfie Bullet


16. Not consult parking signs

Confusion is better than a ticket.

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Photo cred - Théo La Photo


17. Smoke outside in the winter

My face. I cannot feel my face.

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Photo cred - MariePaturel


18. Move out of Montreal

Worst.Decision.Ever.

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Photo cred - Will S.


19. Drive on René-Lévesque at peak hours

Yea, you're screwed.

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Photo cred - Neal1960


20. Not changing your summer tires before the first snowfall

We all do it.

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Photo cred - nicolaspika


21. Buy supermarket bread bagels

This is blasphemous and you know it.

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Photo cred - Adam Kuban


*Bonus. Not checking MTL Blog daily :)

How else will you know what's happening out there??

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