Hilariously Brutal Tweets Only Die-Hard Tim Hortons Fans In Canada Will Understand
"Why does Tim Hortons put a brick of cream cheese on their bagels?"
Tim Hortons will be forever synonymous with "Canadianess."
TL;DR Below is a collection of some of the best Tim Hortons-related Tweets. Some are sweet, some are hilarious, some even pretty savage, but most are just plain funny and relatable to all Canadians who have ever visited a Tim Hortons.
Although Timmies is going up against some tough competitions (for example: Starbucks, Second Cup, and McDonalds), there are still some die hard Tim fans out there who are not about to let go of the double double without a fight.
After all, they are the largest fast-food chain in all of Canada. So – no matter if you're rich or poor, all Canadians have been to Tim Hortons.
Turning to Twitter it becomes clear that, despite the changes that the company has gone through over the past 5 years, there is no denying that Timmies holds a very dear place in the hearts of all Canadians.
To prove it, here are some of the best recent Tim Hortons-related Tweets.
Some are sweet, some are hilarious, some even pretty savage, but most are just plain funny and relatable to all Canadians who have ever step foot in a Tim Hortons.
Why tf the Tim Hortons people always gotta yell out the order when they give you your food lower your voices damn I don’t need everybody knowing I’m about to eat 5 sausage breakfast biscuits— Franky (@FrankyRobs) December 4, 2018
Fuck it I'm getting Tim Hortons today. I need a boost before my exam.— Festive Josh (@Jqsh_is_a_sweat) December 4, 2018
For some, it's a last resort.
A beaver blocking a Tim Hortons drive-thru. File this under "Distinctly Canadian Problems" pic.twitter.com/QxiuJRYtv4— 🍍🍕Sexy Ben🍕🍍 (@browland1) December 3, 2018
Tim Hortons is the epitome of Canadian identity.
Tim Hortons food can be endearingly messy.
in my 25 years i don't think i have ever had a bagel from Tim Hortons that was toasted properly— Nicole Taylor (@nicoletaylorr_) December 4, 2018
Why does Tim Hortons put a brick of cream cheese on a bagel— sara fish (@sarafishhh) December 4, 2018
I know this teenage girl at the Tim hortons drive thru did not just call me bub🤦🏻♂️— HBK💔 (@K1ng_Football16) December 4, 2018
Everyone who goes to Tim hortons in the morning looks like they go to Tim hortons every morning— the lonely b00per (@gl_tchbitch_) December 4, 2018
There's a definite Tim Hortons "look."
It's not often I get to say this but OMG my @TimHortons coffee is delicious this morning.— Kerri 👩💻 (@kerrifor) December 4, 2018
If Tim Hortons could actually stir their coffee so that the last little bit isnt a mouthful of pure sugar, that'd be great 🙄— erin elizabeth (@erinnthainn) December 4, 2018
same. times like this i miss Canada and their tim hortons everywhere pic.twitter.com/iLAe98w8J0— Amy Louise Doherty (@amyloudoherty) December 4, 2018