I've always been fascinated by people with unusual professions. Their motives, stories and choice consequences are so interesting. Whenever I meet someone with an out-of-ordinary job or hobby, I become obsessed with them for a little while. I want to learn everything about them and their life. You probably realized this after reading some of the articles I post, such as 10 Reasons Why You Should Date A Stripper. I firmly believe that judging a person by their career choice is wrong... judging people in general is wrong.

I met a very mysterious and good looking guy last month and was instantly intrigued by him. We met at a party through friends in common. The night we met, he didn't talk much and I was quite distracted with other people, to be honest.

At some point during the party I asked my girlfriend about that mysterious gentleman and she gave me a blunt answer, "He's worked in porn." It was said with such disgust and judgment, that right away I thought to myself, "Fuck you, I'm going to date this guy." I was really infuriated with my friend's condescending tone. Does being in porn make you a bad guy? For all I know, he was the most calm and normal person at that party. So I made up my mind, "I want to know more about the 'porn guy'." Plus, I was really curious if he was any good in bed, obviously.

The next day I added him on Facebook (classic move) and asked a random question about the music from last night. He replied right away and it didn't take too long before he asked me out on a date. Bingo!

I was pretty nervous the night of our first date... I even felt butterflies in my stomach. He came to pick me up, like a real gentleman. We got to the restaurant and shared a delicious meal together.

After a few glasses of wine, our conversation was flowing, no awkward silences or weird moments. He was complimenting me and making me feel beautiful. I finally got drunk courageous enough to ask him about the porn thing. He got very uncomfortable and said, "Yeah, I used to be a porn actor. I was young and stupid, you know, the usual. I prefer not to talk about my past to girls I date... because they immediately form a biased opinion about me. I'm a normal guy." He totally was a normal guy. As normal as any other guy with regular jobs that I know.

A few standard dinner/drinks dates later, it was time to hit the home run, if you know what I mean. I know that's what y'all are curious about, anyway. I'm not gonna lie, I was really curious myself. Was the porn guy amazing in bed? The answer is, yes, he was pretty good. Contrary to popular belief though, he wasn't pulling any crazy porn star moves or anything. If I had to describe the whole experience in one word, I'd have to say it was pretty "vanilla". I wasn't disappointed, but I was definitely surprised that he was, in fact, a normal guy.

Yes, I was paranoid about STDs. After all, I'm the world's biggest hypochondriac. Keep in mind though, porn actors get checked way more often than regular human beings. In addition... condoms?!

After my curiosity has been satisfied, our love story was over. It was a mutual agreement and no hearts were broken in the process. Moral of the story: never judge the book by its cover.

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