I Took Blowjob Classes In Russia And Here's What Happened... - MTL Blog

I Took Blowjob Classes In Russia And Here's What Happened...

I'm certified now LOL.

I'd like to start out by saying that I took these classes in Moldova, not Russia. However, I realize that most of you don't know where Moldova is, so I wrote "Russia" in the title. Please, forgive me. The owner and main instructor of this Moldovan institution got her training from the famous Russian blow job school that broke the internet back in 2013.

I went back to my birth country this October to meet up with old friends, visit my extended family, etc. As soon as I heard about blowjob classes, I knew right away I HAD to take them so that I could share the whole experience with you guys. So I grabbed my girlfriend and we were on our way to this fascinating lecture.

The class is priced at around $50, which is really expensive for a simple Moldovan citizen, since their salaries average at about $300 a month. I'm guessing these types of classes are reserved exclusively for the elite who can actually afford it.

The classroom is located in a relatively big commercial building. When we got to the door, we were kindly greeted inside by our sex professor, Marianna Siverenco, who literally oozes sex appeal. I don't know, you be the judge.

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Photo cred - ElsiEa

She helped us with our coats and then invited us to come into the "main" room. As I stepped inside, I immediately started to laugh uncontrollably, because... this...

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Photo cred - Irina Terehova

I obviously knew that it was a blowjob class, like WTF did I expect to see? But this sight still made me feel super uncomfortable. I got over it eventually.

Marianna started by introducing herself. Turns out, she's a psychologist and a sex therapist. So it's not just a random lady teaching girls to play with guys' genitals. She's actually extremely knowledgeable in this department and takes her classes seriously. Marianna explained that love is one of the primary aspects of our lives. Since sex goes hand in hand with love, it should have a very important place in our hierarchy of life's priorities. "It's ridiculous that sex is still a taboo subject in our society. People turn to internet pornography in order to educate themselves on the topic and the quality of information that these sort of sites offer is very questionable." says Marianna. The goal of these classes is to help women realize their full sexual potential and, as a result, live a more fulfilling life. As funny as the idea of "blowjob classes" sounds, this mentality totally makes sense to me. In order to live a balanced life, we do need to get in touch with our physical self and embrace our own sexuality instead of repressing it.

At this point, we were served some champagne and the practical part of class has begun. The funnest part, I might add. Oh lordy, was this awkward. We were all laughing hysterically (we were only three "students", by the way). Marianna showed us over twenty blowjob techniques that we needed to repeat after her. She'd comment and correct us if we were making any mistakes. So wrong, yet so right. At first, we were all really shy and silly about it, but I realized that by the end of the class, we were shamelessly sucking on dildos and actually kind of enjoying it. Oops.

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Photo cred - Irina Terehova

I actually had so much fun, that I can't really tell you how long the class lasted for exactly. Maybe about two hours? I'm not sure. At the end of the class, Marianna passed a questionnaire that asked if we enjoyed the class, had any comments or if we'd be interested in taking other classes like Introduction to Tantric Sex, Thai Massage, etc. Really funky, yet fascinating stuff.

We were then invited into a secret room stuffed with all kinds of sex toys that were available for purchase. That's where I asked Marianna to take a photo with me.

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Photo cred - Irina Terehova

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