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Every February 14th on Valentines Day men begin to feel pressure. Pressure to upstage every other man by proving to the woman we love just how much we care. But men tend to feel left out on Valentines Day, we slave all week trying to find the perfect gift, we make dinner reservations and plan romantic evenings, we run around like madmen to buy over priced flowers from shops who are clearly taking advantage of our plight. What was supposed to be a day for lovers has clearly turned into a marketing ploy to trick men into buying pointless gifts for women.

Why can't there be a day that's just the opposite, where the women spend all day to making us happy? Well luckily a few years back, some geniuses (we should really be calling them heroes) decided that March 14th should be Men's Valentine's day, and the male equivalent of flowers and chocolate is? Steak and blowjobs of course.

Ladies, keeping it real here, as men, we know we still have to earn our right that day to get the... full experience, but just give us this one. Plus, did we mention that Steak And BlowJob Day is a great way to help fight Breastcancer? It's a win/win for everyone. Click Here for more details.

March 14th is the official Steak & Blowjob Day in Montreal. It's time to show your significant other how much you care with some filets and fellatio. And remember, opposing Steak and Blowjob Day is sexist, which means you should show your support for this glorious day by joining the event on Facebook. And feel free to test out these fine hashtags #Steak&BlowjobDay #ManlentinesDay #GuylentinesDay #BrolentinesDay #BrolentinesBro #BroBroBroBro. (we've gone too far)

Attend the Official Montreal Steak & Blowjob Day Event Here

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