The sex industry is a very strange place, and while I doubt I even know a tenth of all the weird kinks and fetishes people are into, I will go on the record to say that this Montreal-made vibrator + smartphone app combo is the strangest, oddest, and arguably creepiest creation to come from Montreal and into the realm of sex toys. Allow me to introduce Miss On The Go, a very real product that essentially fuses Tinder and vibrators into one.

Seriously, that isn't a weird analogy. Miss On The Go is quite literally a female vibrator with an accompanying mobile app that lets you "play" with complete strangers. Yup, you heard that right, cyber sex has evolved into the modern age. You can't make this stuff up.

All the hilarious strangeness does not stop there. Also marketed as a pelvic toner, Miss On The Go will keep your vag all nice and taut by doing your kegels (pelvic exercises) for you, because we all know what a hassle they were before. Just pop in your Miss On The Go, sit on the couch, and let the vibrator train your pelvis with zero effort on your part. Oh, the age we live in.

Hate excising? Well, you'll be happy to hear that Miss On The Go is the solution. Running becomes so much more enjoyable when you have a piece of silicon in-between your legs vibrating with every stride. Don't believe me? I wouldn't either, but the Mcgill student in the product trailer (below) seems very happy jogging with her Miss On The Go.

To really get a grasp on everything I've thrown at your face, watch the Miss On The Go Trailer below. And if you're into the product, head over to the indiegogo campaign here. No judgement if you donate, what you pleasure your genitals with (and with whom) is your business alone.

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