National days tend to be pretty stupid. Sometimes you wonder who the hell thought of a national day for something as specific as: hug your boss day, or throw your dog in the pool day. But sometimes they just make sense. Luckily today is one of our favorite such "holidays", one that most people won't mind celebrating at all. I'm talking about National Tequila Day.
If you don't know about National Tequila, allow me to explain. You don't have to decorate, you don't have to buy any presents for anyone and you don't have to go visit your in-laws. You just crack open a bottle of tequila and have yourself a shot or a drink. It's simple AND gratifying. Then you hide your empty bottle under your pillow at night and the Tequila Fairy leaves you a lime and some cab fare.
Just make sure to watch this clip on repeat for about an hour or the Tequila Fairy won't come.