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Montreal Restaurants You Should Eat At Based On Your Horoscope Sign

This is ridiculously accurate.
Montreal Restaurants You Should Eat At Based On Your Horoscope Sign

If you know anything about me, you know that I thoroughly enjoy horoscopes. Yes, they might not be 100% accurate all the time, but they're so damn entertaining. You can't help but think, "That's SO me!" Right? I know.

So today, I decided to write something fun and, possibly, make your weekend plans happen easier. Here are Montreal restaurants you should eat at based on your horoscope sign.

Aries - Oasis Surf

People born between March 21 and April 20 are bold, daring and have a "me first" mentality. They're hungry for success and are usually very good at sports. That's why the perfect spot for an Aries would be Oasis Surf, an indoor surfing complex and restaurant that overlooks the waves.

Taurus - Moishes Steakhouse

Taurus (April 21- May 21) love order and security. They HATE chaos and uncertainty. Therefore, a clean, well organized and well established restaurant with a good reputation is what would suit this sign the most. Perhaps, Moishes steakhouse would match their characteristics.

Gemini - Jellyfish

Gemini (May 22 - June 21) loves excitement, change and living in a fast paced environment. They get easily bored and are, sometimes, a little superficial. They like things to look good on the surface. That's why a perfect spot for a Gemini would be a busy and trendy restaurant, like Jellyfish. It's the new "it" spot in town.

Photo cred - restomontreal

Cancer - Pizzeria Napoletana

Cancers (June 22- July 22) are real family people and are very protective of those who are close to them. Their perfect restaurant would need to be very family oriented. Like Pizzeria Napoletana, for example. Authentic Italian pizza in a family friendly environment - safe bet for a Cancer.

Leo - Ateliers & Saveurs

Leos (July 23 - August 22) love to lead and be the master of things. They're borderline bossy. That's why instead of a traditional restaurant, they would most likely enjoy a cooking class at Ateliers & Saveurs. They will also try and make you do all the work.

Virgo - Maison Boulud

Virgos (August 23 - September 22) are workaholics. They're probably the busiest sign of the zodiac. Virgos like to "work hard and play hard." That's why they would prefer a quick bite at an above-average restaurant. Possibly a high-end restaurant like Maison Boulud would be right up their ally.

Libra - La Menara

Libras (September 23 - October 22) are known to be a bit lazy. They know how to relax, unwind and just chill. The perfect restaurant for a Libra would be something laid back with comfortable seating and comfort food. Something along the lines of restaurant La Menara - their couches look really comfy and their food is like a gastronomic hug.

Scorpio - Flyjin

Scorpios (October 23 - November 21) are known to be vigorous, intense and sexually active. A perfect spot for a Scorpio would be something dark and sexy. Think 50 Shades of Grey. The place that comes to my mind is Flyjin. Its decor is dark and mysterious - definitely a Scorpio type of environment.

Photo cred - hoggerandco

Sagittarius - Nil Bleu

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) are very often restless and looking for adventures. They can't sit still, they need to move and challenge themselves. A good restaurant for a Sagittarius would be something exotic, something they've never tried before. Perhaps, Nil Bleu, a traditional Ethiopian restaurant where guests are invited to eat with their hands. That should make a Sagittarius happy.

Capricorn - Queue De Cheval

Capricorns (December 22 - January 20) are strong willed, goal oriented and practical. They enjoy having the "right things at the right time." The best word to describe Capricorns would be "formal." Therefore, a restaurant that would suit their persona would have to be formal as well, perhaps a restaurant like Queue de Cheval would match their personality.

Aquarius - O.Noir

Aquarius (January 21 - February 19) people have a strong character and are known to be rebellious. They like to break the rules and do what other people would consider "taboo." An unconventional restaurant would definitely suit Aquarius' taste. Possibly something like O.Noir where guests are invited to dine in complete darkness.

Pisces - Soubois

Pisces (February 20 - March 20) are creative, emotional and dreamy. Happiness, love, anger, forgiveness - no one can beat Pisces' capability of expressing emotions. A dreamy environment can suit this sign's character... the restaurant that comes to mind is Soubois because it literally looks like an enchanted underground forest.

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