Craiglist is well-known as a site where you can buy and sell all sorts of products, look for jobs, and rent or lease apartments. It's even more known for user solicitations for a variety of bizarre services, from the sexual to the downright sad.
It took me exactly 0seconds to find the first weird ad when I opened up Craigslist this morning. In fact, the first ads that popped up were by men and women (mostly men) seeking sexual favours.
I've compiled a list of some funny, creepy or downright weird ads from Craiglist Montreal below.
Note that these ads are subject to change or removal at any time.
Honestly, this seems like a bad deal because the man is offering $60 an hour, which is less than some professional cleaning services charge. Though, if you're getting really desperate for a summer job, it's nice to know that there are options.
In the ad's words, "I'm currently making soup. I'm just preparing it right now, so I don't know yet if it'll be any good. It's a vegetable Soup ... I'll get back to you and if the soup tastes any good, I'll follow up with my address and details. Otherwise, I'll just thank you for your time."
Get paid $50 an hour to show American tourists around Montreal. No French is required. According to the ad, "we plan the craziest and best bachelor parties that Montreal has to offer. We set it up, you make sure it all goes as planned." They go on to say that your salary would be "$250-350 per weekend plus tips (Rich Americans)."
Applicants must have an "ability to put yourself into awkward/uncomfortable situations."
Someone Thinks Their Romantic Life Is Sitcom-Worthy
The ad states, "I am looking for a writing partner to help me write a screenplay for a web series loosely based on my love life. The shit that happens to me is fucking ridiculous and it needs to be immortalized." Buddy, we all feel that way.