Remembering the year for all of its faults is a lot more fun than reminiscing about all the positives. It's almost thereapeutic to unleash all of the hate that built up all year. MTL Blog knows the importance of shitting on the year, and we're starting with the movies of 2013. For every award winner there was a steaming pile of cinematic crap, so here is to all the stinkers of 2013!
Justin Bieber and Tim Hortons are teaming up in an unlikely partnership to bring you three new Timbit donut flavours you didn't ask for but are getting anyway.
The coffee chain made the announcement via a new ad that shows the Canadian singer brainstorming possible new flavour combinations, ultimately deciding on Birthday Cake Waffle, Chocolate White Fudge and Sour Cream Chocolate Chip.
The French version of the video even shows Bieber uttering a few phrases in la langue de Molière.
According to a press release, the superstar arrived at the three new flavours following a "multi-stage, iterative journey" with Chef Tallis Voakes, Tim Hortons Director of Culinary Innovation.
"Doing a Tim Hortons collab has always been a dream of mine," Bieber said in the release. "I grew up on Tim Hortons and it's always been something close to my heart."
'Timbiebs' will be available at participating Tim Hortons locations in Canada for a limited time as of November 29.
I know you guys might think I'm basic AF for saying that, but I don't care. Sometimes you need to embrace the basic, and shake it to a medley of Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee, and Justin Bieber. It's just the way the world works.
Yeah, you know I've been watching you for a while / I have to dance with you today (DY!) / I saw that your eyes were already calling me / Show me the way I'm going (oh) / You, you are the magnet and I am the metal / I'm getting closer and I'm making the plan / Just the thought of it accelerates my heartbeat (oh, yeah) / Now I'm enjoying it more than usual / All my senses are asking for more / This should be taken without a rush...
Slowly (TIL that despacito is Spanish for slowly).